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You're fooling no one, Presto.

Prog God

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaYI7Y-Yotc#t=24

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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Dan Harwood wrote:

You're fooling no one, Presto.


I'm a massive wanker yet never seen her stuff. I want to know what all the fuss is about.

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What are we going to do when you've gone presto? We've got no young guns coming through the ranks on here to take your place.

*doffs cap*

Part of the problem

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Lisa Ann is a bit of an old boot with massive bangers

looks a bit like that wan who likes guns and was nearly VP of America

check out my hearthis.at page

i'm too old for this shit

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She's wretched.

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She is Buttahs.

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

Lisa Ann is a bit of an old boot with massive bangers

looks a bit like that wan who likes guns and was nearly VP of America

Looks like the kind of bird that would let you shoot one over her face even when you've got friends round for tea.

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Dermo wrote:

What are we going to do when you've gone presto? We've got no young guns coming through the ranks on here to take your place.

*doffs cap*

I kind of get the feeling I'll be the last one out. Turning to look around an empty forum to hear old classic posts, in the voices of Frank Thornton, Les Dawson and Ronnie Barker echoing in my head before making the nostalgia face, turning off the lights and closing the door.

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millsy23 wrote:

She's wretched.

this.

Completely past it (and knows it) spunk depository forced to resort to more and more extreme stuff which the discerning masturbater wouldn't go near.

Lisa Ann, not Millsey.

Awful control   Broken physics   Horrific AI   Weak voice work   Poor textures.

And that's just Wally on the pull.

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Presto wrote:
Dermo wrote:

What are we going to do when you've gone presto? We've got no young guns coming through the ranks on here to take your place.

*doffs cap*

I kind of get the feeling I'll be the last one out. Turning to look around an empty forum to hear old classic posts, in the voices of Frank Thornton, Les Dawson and Ronnie Barker echoing in my head before making the nostalgia face, turning off the lights and closing the door.

Dont discount fresh faced upstart and  young AVB lookalike, Joeyp.

the boy has potential . introduce him slowly, give him a run out in the last 2o mins.

we just need that vital blend of youth and experiance for the big match mentality.

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"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:
Presto wrote:
Dermo wrote:

What are we going to do when you've gone presto? We've got no young guns coming through the ranks on here to take your place.

*doffs cap*

I kind of get the feeling I'll be the last one out. Turning to look around an empty forum to hear old classic posts, in the voices of Frank Thornton, Les Dawson and Ronnie Barker echoing in my head before making the nostalgia face, turning off the lights and closing the door.

Dont discount fresh faced upstart and  young AVB lookalike, Joeyp.

the boy has potential . introduce him slowly, give him a run out in the last 2o mins.

we just need that vital blend of youth and experiance for the big match mentality.

A lot of pressure there Ed, i'm not usually good with that.

I shall do my upmost.

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joeyp wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:
Presto wrote:

I kind of get the feeling I'll be the last one out. Turning to look around an empty forum to hear old classic posts, in the voices of Frank Thornton, Les Dawson and Ronnie Barker echoing in my head before making the nostalgia face, turning off the lights and closing the door.

Dont discount fresh faced upstart and  young AVB lookalike, Joeyp.

the boy has potential . introduce him slowly, give him a run out in the last 2o mins.

we just need that vital blend of youth and experiance for the big match mentality.

A lot of pressure there Ed, i'm not usually good with that.

I shall do my upmost.

I have faith in you my boy, just play your normal game.


go out there and express/enjoy yourself.

dont look for the killer pass every time.

Big Fella Had faith in me,

look at me now,

i clean the shithouse in the Bedrock club shop..

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"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

Lisa Ann is a bit of an old boot with massive bangers

looks a bit like that wan who likes guns and was nearly VP of America

Julia Ann on the other hand (so to speak) has aged really well.

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So I had a quick flick through this Lisa Ann scene I downloaded. Seems like any other cock cobbling hussy you get in porn scenes tbh. I was expecting to be wowed from the word go and drop my kecks to the floor immediately.

Still, I'll watch it in full later and have a shufty over it. See where I'm at then.

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Shes an old mutt^

I don't watch much porn anyway. HQ photos of European models is more my thing. Stuff from Met Art and FemJoy perk my guy up.

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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Presto wrote:

So I had a quick flick through this Lisa Ann scene I downloaded. Seems like any other cock cobbling hussy you get in porn scenes tbh. I was expecting to be wowed from the word go and drop my kecks to the floor immediately.

Still, I'll watch it in full later and have a shufty over it. See where I'm at then.

Purely for research purposes of course eh Presto ;-)

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furry wrote:

Stuff from Met Art and FemJoy perk my guy up.

Your guy? Don't let Ed the Digresser know you have a boyfriend, he'll protesteth too much

"I am the fucking club" - Flares 19.03.14

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furry wrote:

HQ photos of European models is more my thing


This. Still photography is the new tugging vogue. I thoroughly recommend the work of Alexander Tikhomirov - always that little hint of trashiness to make it interesting.

http://english.mashkulture.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/alexander-tikhomirov-04.jpg

http://english.mashkulture.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/alexander-tikhomirov-10.jpg

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/alex-pics-7.jpg%3Fw%3D920%26h%3D609

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/40/ec/4a/40ec4ac7b95cd74bd61efd2bc6a893a9.jpg

John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

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chuffer wrote:
furry wrote:

Stuff from Met Art and FemJoy perk my guy up.

Your guy?

My Irish banger even.

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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Maria Ozawa's hairy box and Abella Andersons arse are both places I would like to take solace after a long day of perpetual closing.

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Presto wrote:

Still, I'll watch it in full later and have a shufty over it. See where I'm at then.

lol. thanks for keeping us in the loop, simon.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Martin Luther King
Legs are very frickin important parts of the woman, thin ankle and tense bop is a must.
MateGreen

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MattBlack wrote:

Purely for research purposes of course eh Presto ;-)

Aye. If this is going to be done it has to be done properly. Got a condom ready so I can measure the amount of ejaculate fluid versus one of my usual go to vids.

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fadass wrote:

We need Amps' considered opinion in here.

I've been considering it long and hard.

Surprised by the lack of arse fisting, golden showers and horses in the results, but I can only imagine they are showing interquartile mean value rather than a true average as my own viewing alone would skew the results.

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Lisa Ann = Awful stuff all round, wouldn't touch her with Presto's.