A few years back i was oft likened to Ant from the side slitting Geordie early evening light comedy double act
Alas, old father time has not been kind and i don’t have access to his extensive backroom and make up staff, so now i just look like a man who turns 40 this year, but spent most of his formative years (16-30) doing loads of drugs and binge drinking in dark clubs playing repetitive music and living on 15 hours sleep a week!!
In summary, i now look like Shane fucking MacGowan
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