Topic: Ariel Sharon..
..See the old boy finally turned up his toes today.
I expect there'll be blanket positive coverage,on all outlets on the bbc,with news readers weeping and tattie picker Bono knocking one out into a shot glass a la'Nelson Man-delboy-a.
can you fix it for me that the 15 year old girl who got shot by the taliban(any fkr can get shot)and her large extended family,now domiciled here, can be sent to cover the funeral for the impartial beeb .
Im sure her life story(all 15 years of it) will shortly be made into an auto biography writtten under your employ of polly toynbee,
a film funded by the licence payers perhaps.
or a washing powder commercial if money gets a bit tight.
i know the luvvies worship her like a demi god so it shouldnt be a problem.
failing that , send Gabby Yorath.