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Choco Liebniz? Fucking tasty. I can do a whole packet easy in one sitting.

Last edited by flares_and_an_anorak (Wednesday Jan 2014 14:03:15)

"You fucking tit" - La Nausee

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

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Presto wrote:
MattBlack wrote:

"Anything for you cupcake"

Oh fuck off you fake Brummie accent cunt

Oh. Is that the accent he's attempting?

Worst Brummie accent since Barrie from Auf Wiedersen pet

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Beijing Dave, obviously. Shove some graphic novels up his ass while we're at it.

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Mr Boring wrote:

Smashdad's signature can fuck off.

Not because it's of it's offensive superiority but rather the use of the word "understand". It's an insult to Liebniz, von Neumann and Conway to name a few. 

Irrespective of using decimal or binary, being able to count does not mean you understand maths!

That whole post can fuck off.

Not because it's offensive to me in any way but rather the notion that a throwaway t-shirt slogan should be taken at any depth deeper than the utterly superficial.  Plus, irrespective of 'counting' - being able to do so does not necessarily mean you understand binary.  Or the humour behind the slogan...

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The 'General Footy Thread'.

That can fuck off too.  The most inaccurately named thread currently running on the board.

An increasingly small coterie of dyed-in-the-wool, fixed opinion, cunts* post 'banter' that generally has less and less to do with 'football' and more and more to do with tired, hackneyed, tedious-in-the-fucking-extreme, cuntery.

'Footy' based 'banter'?  FUCK OFF.



*self included natch

Last edited by smashdad (Wednesday Jan 2014 14:40:05)

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The M6 on a Utd home game can FUCK OFF! Hammered with cunts going back south.

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Asians in call centres can properly fucking do one. How the fcuk did that ever get approved? Who the fuck thought of that first as a solid idea? Horrible fucking cunts called Geeta and Ahmed who can neither understand or speak the Queens.

JFT 39

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Wes Saunders can fuck off.  Starts a thread coz he's in a miff about the most talked about subject on a meesage board isnt his music then cordially fucks off himself. Looser.

JFT 39

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Big Fella wrote:

What about these constant mixers and controllers that Damo/Dermo are blathering on about, 90% of the knobs on there are unnecessary.


Sometimes its more than 90%. Recently I've only been using on/off. 

Breaking news is that i'm considering fucking it all off and going back to basics.

JFT 39

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I fully expect all ads in the UK to have Ray Winstone in them.

Even Zackster wouldn't chart this bollix.

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Lineker.

FUCK OFF.

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Anyone who uses the word "deets".
Kill yourself.

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...ditto 'peeps'

Millsy likes to roll out "C'mon.. deets peeps", as he slides his 'bone with Cillian Rail' business card across the post-luncheon tablecloth

soundcloud.com/unbroken1

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haha "don't just stare at it, eat it"

JFT 39

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Too many to name, but here's the shortlist:

Justin Beiber
Inept drivers
Snobby cunts that think their next of kin is Jesus
Peeps ill-equipped to articulate & express themselves in coherent English
Bosses that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground
Family members that seize any opportunity to embarrass you
Deep house
Dub step
Bass music
Reality shows
Paris Hilton
Bros that know bros, that know bros, that name drop to validate their existence
Budweiser, Coors, and Miller
Obamacare
Facebook
Twitter
Nosy neighbors that moonlight as so-called friends
Vladimir Putin
The Middle East ( nuke the place already)
Bipartisan politics
Commentators, analysts, and critics ( like assholes, everyone has one)
Samsung
Tramp stamps ( goes without saying)
The guy who stole my shirt that said: " fuck you, you fucking fuck"

Last edited by ghostriddenhuffy (Wednesday Jan 2014 20:19:58)

These aren't the droids we're looking for, you can go about your business now, move along, move along...

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The media's apocalyptic coverage of the weather.

It's the fucking weather - just FUCK OFF.

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Eamonn Holmes.

JFT 39

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People who walk down the road whilst texting on their fucking phones,not looking where they are going.I've found shoulder barging them relieves some of my anger.

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La Nausee wrote:

Anyone who uses the word "deets".
Kill yourself.


http://www.bedrock.org.uk/socialise/sea … =698643301

JFT 39

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mr rossi wrote:

People who walk down the road whilst texting on their fucking phones,not looking where they are going.I've found shoulder barging them relieves some of my anger.


All too common I'm afraid these days, but I reserve my irrational hatred for those who do the same, but with a book instead of a phone. Is that pretentious or what? Yes, you like reading, we get it. Thick people walk around texting on their phones, intelligent people have evolved to reading whilst walking. Well done. Well done indeed. You're still a bothersome cunt who everyone has to swerve out the way of. Put the book down, look up, watch where you're going and interact with the world around you - that next chapter will still be there when you get back from FUCKING OFF.

"You fucking tit" - La Nausee

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

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THOSE FUCKING CUNTING BT ADverts.

Esp those ones feat that cunt kris marshall, Playing the warm ,caring step dad.

while the natural father in thE ads Is portrayed as a CUNT.

the knowing looks from this creepy spackoid  saying '"dont worry kids,this man that brought you up and provided for you all his life, will soon be leaving. you only have to see him once a month as your mother decided she would rather suck my cock"

. "dont worry step daughter i will train you ALSO in the art of fellatio. and as for your adolesecnt , confused brother once i have blurted my load in your mother and sister perhaps i shall bestow upon you, my special attentions.

cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt.

and the cunt was in 'love actually'  surely a crime punishable by death.and death only.dig the cunt up.and sentance him to death again.


kirk fucking out.

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jan 2014 02:39:20)

There's something wrong with me chemically Something wrong with me inherently,The wrong MIX In the wrong genes, I reached the wrong ends By the wrong means, It was the wrong plan In the wrong hands,The wrong theory for the wrong man,The wrong eyes On the wrong prize,
The wrong questions with the wrong replies. Wrong.

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thick fuckers....on football message boards. no irony no IQ


god bless our legal system on 21:18 - Jan 29 by Westy75

Who the fvck is this dickhead?


if you took that post seriously, i. e 'killing tramps'i would suggest sir,that you are the dickhead,

i hear that sun tzu "the art of war" provides excellent wAnking' material for you and your  odious ilk.

the IQ on this board drops to an all time low, which is saying something being that it is populated by  the mongoloid in qpr replica shirts.


and bromley hoop. i just noticed your avatar.

i had the complete original alan moore (signed)v for vendetta issues . i sold them for a fortune and had dinner at the ivy with my banker friends and then enjoyed the company of some high class brasses, cocaine  camcorders,the fucking full house.

what a night!!. i even burnt a tramp alive but we doused him in time with our piss, just to keep him alive but disfigured,just for capitalist kicks you understand.

oh the joys of capitalsim.

im sure we'll see you soon , on the anniversary of the first world war,swinging from a memorial of our fallen soilders or pissing your home brew all over a cenotaph.

p.s re my avatar.

one could venture that mine holds more water when it comes to anarchy and the ethos of working class people empowering themselves, rather than a film which simply featured stephen fry wanking over the koran  and gail porter
flashing her tits about.
ps i dont think pressing the down arrows makes you much of an anarchist either you young scamp!! or perhaps in your squat it does.!!

ttfn, im off to the bosom of my family ...gorgeous wife , big tits, nice arse,, in a nice house with full sky package and an inside toilet..

"darling, According to some member(s) of the LFW message board, im going out on a tramp killing spree round the back of my local iceland. Rather than use my nomal anders brevik ruger mini 14 ,im taking a bar of imperial leather."'



thick cunts on  qpr football message boards.benign asinine 'superhoops' letter reading slags  .FUCK OFF

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jan 2014 02:12:04)

There's something wrong with me chemically Something wrong with me inherently,The wrong MIX In the wrong genes, I reached the wrong ends By the wrong means, It was the wrong plan In the wrong hands,The wrong theory for the wrong man,The wrong eyes On the wrong prize,
The wrong questions with the wrong replies. Wrong.

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A lot of anger in this thread.

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smallman1 wrote:

A lot of anger in this thread.

its understandable mate, i mean those bt ads ..

i find them more offensive than dr joseph goerbles family blockbusters...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … deFilm.jpg


wheres the  motherfucking kibble at??

@my sponser at NA

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jan 2014 02:37:21)

There's something wrong with me chemically Something wrong with me inherently,The wrong MIX In the wrong genes, I reached the wrong ends By the wrong means, It was the wrong plan In the wrong hands,The wrong theory for the wrong man,The wrong eyes On the wrong prize,
The wrong questions with the wrong replies. Wrong.

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Chris Evens!

Dynamo, the little weed head from Bratford.

Talk Sport!