Topic: Worst UK accents

Top 3.

Mine are -

1 - Scouse
2 - Brummie
3 - Geordie

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1 - Scouse (obviously)
2 - West Yorkshire Asian (not sure why, don't think I'm racist)
3 - Edinburgh (Posh Scots confuse me)

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1. Scouse
2. Welsh
3. Stoke

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1. Brummie - monotone cunts
2. Scouse - constanstly fucking spitting at you
3. East Anglia - "what did you say...lets be having you...carrot crunching motherfuckers"

Last edited by BedRob (Monday Feb 2014 10:29:59)

5/4 to 7/4 2014, the weekend the bedrock music died

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Not-tennum
Dorr-beh
leh-stoh

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1.SCOUSE  its a given
2.ESSEX      as painful as a steeple jacks bolster up your arse, when carrying 'the grapes'
3.WELSH ..especially when they say the word 'myfanwy'

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Monday Feb 2014 11:17:16)

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The wrong questions with the wrong replies. Wrong.

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1 - English
Joint 2nd - Northern Irish and Welsh

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smallman1 wrote:

3 - Geordie

And a very merry "fuck you" to you too (pet)

Awful control   Broken physics   Horrific AI   Weak voice work   Poor textures.

And that's just Wally on the pull.

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Damien Kingstar wrote:

1 - English
Joint 2nd - Northern Irish and Welsh

And where might you be from sweetheart?

5/4 to 7/4 2014, the weekend the bedrock music died

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Reeks of Sweaty.

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Mr Boring wrote:

2 - West Yorkshire Asian

"Bro I'm a Right Playa init.  Yo look at me new car!"

I had the pleasure of listening to this kind of jazz on a daily basis during my time as a student in Sheffield.   Apparently this is now referred to as "multicultural youth English". 

http://i.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/15/1381846339419/school-ban-slang-words-006.jpg?width=620&height=-&quality=95

Last edited by monostereo (Monday Feb 2014 12:01:19)

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Why do I get the feeling I'm going to hate this thread?

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Presto wrote:

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to hate this thread?

What accent did you type that in? I can't make head nor tail?

5/4 to 7/4 2014, the weekend the bedrock music died

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Great minds think alike. I was considering starting this very thread a few days ago after hearing young Cheryl 'Tweedy' Cole speaking on the electro-visograph. Sounded like a plate of beans negotiating it's way out of a cows digestive system, although you'd still hit it after 6 pints and a few rounds of beak.

1/ Brummie
2/ Geordie
3/ Scouse
4/ Pompey
5/ Bristolian

Strictly speaking 4 & 5 should be a tie due to being subtle variations on the same inbred, cunry bumpkin 'daon taon and raond abaot' nonsense you get from poor white trash 3 generations removed from pig farmers and hostlers. Portsmouth just takes it for sheer spotty-faced, trackie-bottom wearing pond-bothering though.

"You fucking tit" - La Nausee

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

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Sounded like a plate of beans negotiating it's way out of a cows digestive system

Lol

5/4 to 7/4 2014, the weekend the bedrock music died

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brummie
west country
cockney.

regards,
severe[with scouse accent]

no longer 29.

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Wonder how many people are putting Brummie when they either mean Black Country or their only means of example are badly done impressions by utter charlatans on TV?

Not that I'm getting defensive, like.

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXn63fxdfI

no longer 29.

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

2.ESSEX      as painful as a steeple jacks bolster up your arse, when carrying 'the grapes'

Considering it's full of a bunch of your own kind who have decided to move to out of London as their wealth increased, don't you think that's a bit rich?

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

as painful as a steeple jacks bolster up your arse, when carrying 'the grapes'

Gen lol.

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Jocks - what a fucking mess

JFT 39

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Scouse
Eton posh cunts
South Yorkshire
Yorkshire Asian - ya get mi
Chinese - can understand a word they say

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Don Cheadle

Even Zackster wouldn't chart this bollix.

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Gays.

JFT 39