Topic: Countries you would most like to visit (and why?)

For me, I've never been to South America and would really like to see it, so that accounts for my top two choices:

1) Peru. For its ancient history and to see Macchu Piccu.
2) Chile. Valle de la Luna, Lauca National Park and of course Easter Island. Fit women and good cuisine.
3) India. Just to spend two weeks stalking and terrorising Rhouses, and making his life a misery in person.

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I'd love to go to Japan.

Few days in Tokyo, check out the club Womb and then move from there.

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You appear to have missed the purpose of this thread, Smallman.

The thread is not for discussing countries we'd like to go to but instead another opportunity to abuse Rhouses.

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Vietnam - have always loved South East Asia, and am fascinated by the legacy of the Vietnam War.

Tanzania - its my 40th in a couple of years, and as a treat, am heading off for a week in the Serengeti during the wildebeest migration, then a week chilling out on the beach on Pemba Island.

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vinnyt77 wrote:

Vietnam - have always loved South East Asia, and am fascinated by the legacy of the Vietnam War.

Vietnam is quite spectacular, the food is good but the people are awful and will rob you blind.

Malaysians are about 50 fucking times nicer.

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I have no doubts whatsoever that the hospitality that Rhouses would show would be top notch, bet he knows at the best knocking shops as well.

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An Indian knocking shop?

Crikey, you'd have to swerve that.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

You appear to have missed the purpose of this thread, Smallman.

The thread is not for discussing countries we'd like to go to but instead another opportunity to abuse Rhouses.

Message received!

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Rhouses would make you a curry that you'd have to eat with no kitchenware, then put you on a train (outside ticket) to go and visit his friend in Auroville who he's always shiting on about.

You'd get all your pens stolen off you by local waifs who need one to go to school.

This would be the choice of whores he'd sort out for you...
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Would have a dabble with the flowery top wan, NQAT.

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All he could bang on about was fucking Jaffa cakes while his Mrs was getting turned inside out in Stoke.

Fair play though, 3 weeks on her back in Burslem was a years wages over in the 3rd world.

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Dermo wrote:

All he could bang on about was fucking Jaffa cakes while his Mrs was getting turned inside out in Stoke.

Fair play though, 3 weeks on her back in Burslem was a years wages over in the 3rd world.

LOL.

It will keep Rhouses in these for years...
http://www.bestchoicereviews.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Crocs-Men%E2%80%99s-Santa-Cruz-Slip-On.jpg

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Dermo wrote:

All he could bang on about was fucking Jaffa cakes while his Mrs was getting turned inside out in Stoke.

That is a brilliant sentence Derm!

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always a pleasure Ed.

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lol Dermo

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Am I too late for the awards?

Loopys still making a fucking xmas mix so why not?

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Beijing Dave wrote:

3) India. Just to spend two weeks stalking and terrorising Rhouses, and making his life a misery in person.

You better add Bangalore to the trip, need to rock out some Amrut together.

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haha god. must read full thread before replying.

would like to do:

1. Japan
2. Cuba (before Fidel kicks it, doubt i'll make it there in time though)
3. Amsterdam & Berlin (not countries, I know) - this is around the corner.

Korea was easily one of my favourite countries to visit, went twice and loved it.

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Why don't you go to North Korea, Rhouses?

And stay there.

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LOL

Rhouses in eating dogs and getting stoned shocker.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

haha god. must read full thread before replying.

would like to do:

1. Japan
2. Cuba (before Fidel kicks it, doubt i'll make it there in time though)
3. Amsterdam & Berlin (not countries, I know) - this is around the corner.

Korea was easily one of my favourite countries to visit, went twice and loved it.

Japan for the food and to lech at the ladies.
Cuba because I studied the Cuban Revolution inside out...
Amsterdam, pretty self explanatory. But I'm sure Dermo will wet himself to explain.
Berlin, for the music mainly.

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Just looking at a 14 night jobby in Thailand.  4 nights in Bangkok and the other 10 in Phuket.

Never been to the far east and have plans to see China / Japan etc at some stage, but going to start with Thailand.

5* all the way of course.  Not the band.

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Probably a wise choice, Yant. Thailand has many concessions towards tourists, whereas China and Japan have languages and writing systems that would be impenetrable to a thicket like you.

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Always fancied Alaska and obv South America.

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Yant will be there to peruse the comic and action hero type shops.

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