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It's around 5 miles to the Solway Firth,you pointless pedant.

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stylustrouble wrote:

It's around 5 miles to the Solway Firth,you pointless pedant.


London is near the Thames doesn't mean it is near a coast, you virgin.

Scrub that fact and this nobody from my thread please moderator.

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Such maturity.

Bravo.

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You started the childish name calling, you thicket.

Carlisle isn't a coastal town no matter how much you cry.

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I was using coastal as a vague reference point rather than an actuality but I guess your autistic mind can't quite comprehend that.

I have no need for name calling ,just stating that you are a pointless pedant.Which you are.

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And you're a scruffy tramp that that cannot keep a job and has never had a woman.

Pointless pedant doesn't seem too bad now.

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Nice to see you're so very up to date with my personal life.Well done.

You've rather ruined the marvellousness of my fact by behaving like an intolerant 4-year old.Very unbecoming of someone approaching 50.You must be highly pleased with yourself.

By the way,do you still lock your wife away in the basement when she starts showing too much independence? Fritzl must've taken a leaf out of your book.

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Never had a property with a basement, must be a figment of your imagination after taking pills by the quarter all these years.

Some feat that in a dark club.

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I thought maybe being a father may have brought out some decent quality in your character but I guess being a weird cunt is rife through your entire DNA.

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steelydan wrote:

France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars came out.

Star Wars is gay? No way man.

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dutchy101 wrote:
steelydan wrote:

France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars came out.

Star Wars is gay? No way man.

There was a definite gay thing going on between R2D2 and C3PO

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Hand Solo and Chewbacca - a boy and his Wookie

Bendover Kenobi and 'Young' Luke - 'hold my lightsaber, will you?'

Rancor Keeper and his poor dead pet - 'he was my first monster...sob'

Emperor Palpatine - 'you, like your father, are now mine...nudge, nudge'

Admiral Akbar, Lobot, Jar Jar Binks, Nein Nunb, Bib Fortuna - mincers. Seriously, watch them.

EV-9D9 - Tortures male robots to satisfy his perverted lust. Sex dungeon, homo-erotic industrial grease decor, slippery steam pipes and phallic body parts strewn around....it all adds up.

'Fit him with a restraining bolt'....oooerrrr missus. Filth. Boy George went to prison a couple of years back because of this scene. Fact.

R2 looks like a big fat cock. 'I've lost Artoo!' Grunt. Splurt. 'Let's blow this thing and all go home!' Disgusting.

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MattBlack wrote:
dutchy101 wrote:
steelydan wrote:

France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars came out.

Star Wars is gay? No way man.

There was a definite gay thing going on between R2D2 and C3PO

The first Gay Robot

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He came from Uranus.

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Big Fella wrote:

And you're a scruffy tramp that that cannot keep a job and has never had a woman.

Pointless pedant doesn't seem too bad now.


You pair seem very familiar. Is there something we are missing from the spreadsheet?

Part of the problem

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Presto once ejaculated sixteen times during a single hour-long episode of Hollyoaks Nights.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Martin Luther King
Legs are very frickin important parts of the woman, thin ankle and tense bop is a must.
MateGreen

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I'm wearing simonr's Mrs's underwear

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Jim Davison was never funny.

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Ed Smallman`s really a Fulham fan.You heard it hear first.

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World Cup Fact.

Tim Cahill has scored more goals in World Cup finals than,Messi.C. Ronaldo + Rooney combined.

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My next door neighbour has three rabbits.

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Inside toilets were introduced to the North of England in 1987

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Every one of Prince Philip's sisters married a Nazi officer.