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The average adult male is 60% water

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
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It takes the average marathon runner 5 attempts before they clock sub 4hrs.

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Ed Smallman DID really hear it here first.

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The term 'trufax' is based on the ancient Gaul word for 'lie'.

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The average poster on this forum is 60% feces

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Yant wrote:

Ed Smallman DID really hear it here first.

I heard it from me first Yant.

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Did you know.......... Around 30 thousand people are employed in UK dance industry today, maintaining around 200 dance companies.


And still Dermo cant get a festive mix out

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Juan Mata's younger brother Wayne also plays football, for Juventus' under 18 side.

The crowd can be heard singing "Wassa Mata Juve, gotta no respect".

I thank you.

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Brightened a dull day, that Jase. Well in.

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Yant wrote:

Juan Mata's younger brother Wayne also plays football, for Juventus' under 18 side.

The crowd can be heard singing "Wassa Mata Juve, gotta no respect".

I thank you.

A Matt Black lol for that

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You got more hours of sunshine per year in the north of England than you do in the South.

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I can vouch for that Ed.  Sort of.  Just came back from a weekend in sunny Portrush NI.  Out 'till 4AM and it didn't really get dark at all.  Magical.

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Sorry yant but theres fuck all magical about Norn Iron. You sure you hadn't changed your watch back?

Part of the problem

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Dermo wrote:

Sorry yant but theres fuck all magical about Norn Iron. You sure you hadn't changed your watch back?

haha i'll have you know the Hublot keeps impeccable time, Dermo.

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Worms sing.

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The average age an Italian man leaves home is 59.

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Only 0.4% of posts in this thread are funny.

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Japanese mens, japs eye's are horizontal

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Rolf Harris used to trace all the pictures on Rolf's Cartoon Time.

Not funny but true.