Topic: "Glasto"

overheard this morning on the 8.15 from chingford to liverpool street.

i thought this event had finished over ten years ago, no idea this bloated tired gig had not  yet checked out and left its swollen corpse  full of lazy cheap hedonistic thrills by the side of the a303 stairway to heaven.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/glas … kinson.htm

it seems i was wrong again,

i imagine ' glasto',  was cool in the seventies and eighties, a bit like ibiza.

i went in 1997, sat in mud for two days, washed myself with those things you clean babys arses with , avoided getting raped/mugged by gangs of scousers off their nut and down the k hole, and having shit sprayed on me in the dance tent by a faulty sanitary truck.

i was hoping to see the revolutionary yet melodius 'light house family' set fire to their guitars and call upon the great gods of the axe, but they just sung 'lifted' instead.

as they said at woodstock ...."and remember the man next to you is your brother" or in 'glasto' case , possibly a marketing employee of a soft energy drink with guarana.

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jun 2014 01:36:24)

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You make it sound so glamorous, Glenn.

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The shit in the dance tent was 98, I was there when it happened.  Horrendous all 'round.

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Yant wrote:

You make it sound so glamorous, Glenn.

you know im gonna track you down one day jase and drink beer with you like men of wit, style and joie de vive do in north chingford!


'glasto' ...... why it makes me so angry id just like to dig jo's rotting stinking corpse up from my iron age settlement and kick it to death again.


'glasto'  pah!!!

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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Grant wrote:

The shit in the dance tent was 98, I was there when it happened.  Horrendous all 'round.

yep it was 98' i remember going to creamfields the first one i think that year.

the year i had "beautiful blue hair" and wasnt embarrased at all about it!.

again my path has crossed with another member of this board.

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Lol i'm looking forward to the day!

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Yant wrote:

Lol i'm looking forward to the day!

topics of conversation.

prog trance 1996- 2001

all women are cunts

swapping tips on beating  the wife  'cunning' so as not to alert her family, friends or  police

carla deverlange

the rise and bitter sweet fall of mongolian overlord oakenfold

how i used to be a junkie, 'a travellers tale'

being cuckolded in front of your very eyes by a black bull

housebreaking, especially old vi over the road , im sick of waiting for the old cunt to die so i can get my filthy hands on her retro bar

drugs and porn 'the perfect marriage'

getting on it and killing ourselves on a friday afternoon as is my mantra of a friday afternoon, but never doing it ...

any additions?

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jun 2014 01:58:28)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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Bedrock board member 'Kudos' discussion, surely.

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

drugs and porn 'the perfect marriage'

LOL

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Yant wrote:

Bedrock board member 'Kudos' discussion, surely.

goes without saying !. my topics come under 'other business'

worlds greatest 'dj's


1. shortee blitz
2. matt jam lamont
3.lauren popy pope (towie)
4. the living micheal andre
5.john digweed. but only around 1993 when he used to p[lay atlantic ocean 'waterfall' a lot

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jun 2014 02:05:17)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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I always suffered from the 'might be better in the other tent' syndrome whenever i went to a festival.

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Wife beating is so 1970s lads. You want to get on psychological abuse over time. Think misunderstood hero, Trevor from Eastenders  but without the physical stuff. Some top tips.

1. Comments about the way she looks. E.g 'That dress would look better on a corpse'
2. Refer to whatever she cooks as 'swill'
3. Ensure anything you do that's wrong is immediately blamed on them 'I wouldn't be looking at animal grot if you had bought me that cat'
4. Run your finger over their C-Section scar and say 'you'll never be the woman you were'
5. Look at her text messages in front of her. If you come across a marketing message from O2 call her a 'cheating harpy' before throwing the mobile into the bin and making her dig for it.

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millsy23 wrote:

Wife beating is so 1970s lads. You want to get on psychological abuse over time. Think misunderstood hero, Trevor from Eastenders  but without the physical stuff. Some top tips.

1. Comments about the way she looks. E.g 'That dress would look better on a corpse'
2. Refer to whatever she cooks as 'swill'
3. Ensure anything you do that's wrong is immediately blamed on them 'I wouldn't be looking at animal grot if you had bought me that cat'
4. Run your finger over their C-Section scar and say 'you'll never be the woman you were'
5. Look at her text messages in front of her. If you come across a marketing message from O2 call her a 'cheating harpy' before throwing the mobile into the bin and making her dig for it.


superb work ,  quite superb work!!!! number 4 hahahaha, but then number 5 hahahahaha

magical milsy , magical.

i shall be stealing that.

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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millsy23 wrote:

4. Run your finger over their C-Section scar and say 'you'll never be the woman you were'

Genius.

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how about one of those big sugar dummy's  you got at fairs/the sea side .

http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/jumbo-sugar … UwnG_w_wcB

simply insert the dummy into her cunt with the strict proviso it musnt fall out , and tell her to retain it all day (in the hot weather) so you can have a good suck on it later,for sustinence.

if it falls from her cunt at any point  simply give her a long hard withering look and say 'slack virginal walls tut tut' before marching on ahead muslim style to the house of mirrors.

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jun 2014 03:31:45)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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Sasha is playing on the Wed night iirc

check out my hearthis.at page

living la vida Strudders

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

Sasha is playing on the Wed night iirc

Its Thursday night in the Glade

Circoloco also doing something on the Thursday - going to try and catch both (sasha better not disappoint)

Guess who's back .......... 'Odgy's back

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Weathers looking good so Im insanely jealous – Glastonbury in the sun is utterly glorious

When I play......no dog barks!!!!

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i thought this event had finished over ten years ago, no idea this bloated tired gig had not  yet checked out and left its swollen corpse  full of lazy cheap hedonistic thrills by the side of the a303 stairway to heaven.

In the last 15 odd years you've seen nothing of Glasto at all Glen? You don't have BBC 2 tuned in, or boss bangers have just blanked your memory?

Thursday night is going to be a kerwalitee start to proceedings. Sunny hat and factor 50 at the ready. Currently worried 3 slabs of Stella won't be enough. How much is a glasto pint?

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Amps wrote:

i thought this event had finished over ten years ago, no idea this bloated tired gig had not  yet checked out and left its swollen corpse  full of lazy cheap hedonistic thrills by the side of the a303 stairway to heaven.

In the last 15 odd years you've seen nothing of Glasto at all Glen? You don't have BBC 2 tuned in, or boss bangers have just blanked your memory?

Thursday night is going to be a kerwalitee start to proceedings. Sunny hat and factor 50 at the ready. Currently worried 3 slabs of Stella won't be enough. How much is a glasto pint?

It'll be enough until thursday.

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I'm off there with the lads (weeeey), first one and haven't had a blow out for a while. Heading down Wednesday morning and intend to be incoherent by noon.

Never been before.

Republik of Saddleworth

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joeyp wrote:

I'm off there with the lads (weeeey), first one and haven't had a blow out for a while. Heading down Wednesday morning and intend to be incoherent by noon.

Never been before.

I doubt you will make it back

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Amps wrote:

i thought this event had finished over ten years ago, no idea this bloated tired gig had not  yet checked out and left its swollen corpse  full of lazy cheap hedonistic thrills by the side of the a303 stairway to heaven.

In the last 15 odd years you've seen nothing of Glasto at all Glen? You don't have BBC 2 tuned in, or boss bangers have just blanked your memory?

Thursday night is going to be a kerwalitee start to proceedings. Sunny hat and factor 50 at the ready. Currently worried 3 slabs of Stella won't be enough. How much is a glasto pint?


fair point amps, im just a faded jaded cunt that hates seeing young bucks and flashing blades out and about having a good time while i pick protien depoists out of the flaccid  stem of my cock.

it was just seeing young cunts on the train happy...cunnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttts

have a good one mate.

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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joeyp wrote:

I'm off there with the lads (weeeey), first one and haven't had a blow out for a while. Heading down Wednesday morning and intend to be incoherent by noon.

Never been before.

You’ll have a great time, no rain predicted so get the sunblock out. Don’t plan on seeing any acts because in reality you prolly wont end up seeing them

When I play......no dog barks!!!!

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Nick Sneddon wrote:
joeyp wrote:

I'm off there with the lads (weeeey), first one and haven't had a blow out for a while. Heading down Wednesday morning and intend to be incoherent by noon.

Never been before.

You’ll have a great time, no rain predicted so get the sunblock out. Don’t plan on seeing any acts because in reality you prolly wont end up seeing them

Pixies, Jack White and Dolly are on my list that's all. Just want to wander around aimlessly thinking "what would ETC do now" then do the opposite.

Republik of Saddleworth