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No one is screwing my lady thats for sure. Shes not like that anyway and even if she was she knows it would end up with her and her assailant in body bags.

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You talk a big game Bazza.

Sounds to me like the talk of a man who deep-down knows his wife prefers more capable men.

草泥马

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only somebody with the protection of the internet would say that to me I assure you.

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damn well sickens me to the pit of my stomach to see the act of love between a man and a woman within the parameters of holy union, denigrated and ridiculed in such  heathen fashion on a 'message board'

the devil is indeed alive and well in the sewers of bedrock.flourishing.multiplying. blaspheme spilling from his forked tongue.

only the righteous love drawn from the ethereal experiance of being tied to a captains wheel and being pissed  on by a malnourished brass from the ukraine( and spitting the sediment into a spitoon) , her eyes clouded with perscription opiates,  can fall within the sphere of gods love .

its only by handing over a 'tithe' of £300 for subjugation most foul  and kibble , can you truly be  filled with the lords love,  thus feeling the holy spirit of   explosive orgasam roaring to the lord most high  "i am the iron duke of chingford, i love thee lord !!"  , a place at the lords side is most assured .

ETC 'thought of the day'

man shall not lay with man or animal, lest the beast be in season.
then ye shall surely unburden yon  heavy load into yon jackal
For it would be a great sin to spill your holy seed upon the barren ground

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Monday Jul 2014 02:44:37)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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Ridiculed by people who seemingly have to pay for sex Edward. I like your kind words. I think.

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Uncle Bazza wrote:

Ridiculed by people who seemingly have to pay for sex Edward. I like your kind words. I think.

uncle bazz if yourve seen any of my postings on the fack off thread, youll see im having a laugh and recounting events when i had the great misfortune to work in the city as a hardend coke head for 25 years.

no offence was intended mate, just a bit of levity for a monday morning!

glenn

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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Bazza. Channel this sensitivity to your love making and behold the dawn of the age of Aquarius!

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I didnt take offence by you Edward. It was the post before. I expect heavily loaded with a will for a response.
I have no qualms with such a person yet he seems to want to insult me for no good reson.  I am confident in my hand to hand combats skills enough to ensure a quick yet brutal strangling.

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I'm just joking Baz, standard 'Bedrock board' bantz.

Hope you sort her out.

草泥马

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Uncle Bazza wrote:

I didnt take offence by you Edward. It was the post before. I expect heavily loaded with a will for a response.
I have no qualms with such a person yet he seems to want to insult me for no good reson.  I am confident in my hand to hand combats skills enough to ensure a quick yet brutal strangling.


i once threatend to chiv comical ali with my bone handled finery  , but "a quick, yet brutal strangling" takes it to greater heights.

good to see our love of all things prog grabbing life by the throat, throwing it to the floor and kicking the fackin shit out of it!!

the iron duke.

moreover, my mrs is a frigid cow, she just cant seem to fathom that a three way fuckfest with winston silcott and top tv tec luther blurting their toxic load over her long red hair would be beneficial to our sacred union.

and indeed her split ends.

whorrrrrrre !!

can i get an amen!

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Monday Jul 2014 02:57:14)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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Ask her (politely) if she could insert 2 of her fingers in her whilst your member goes to work on the mattress mambo. It'll be like old times.

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i used to paint jo's face like sleeping beauty, rosy cheeks , lipstick  etc, etc ,

and she plays the part well by lying there like a fackin corpse.

i had to whip out my compact mirror from my man bag to see if she was still breathing.

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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Nothing better than shunting them from one end of the bed to the other while they look skywards and wonder if they set the video for Midsummer Murders.

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millsy23 wrote:

Nothing better than shunting them from one end of the bed to the other while they look skywards and wonder if they set the video for Midsummer Murders.

LOL.

草泥马

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for some time i have been known to make my love on wastelands, and through the barricades.



....normally basking in the full moon on scrub land just off the a406 , barking.

or sometimes in the back of a white transit on a bit of wickes multi purpose tarpaulin with the van doors held together by string , affording my victims nearest and dearest the occasional glimpse of the carnage inside.

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

for some time i have been known to make my love on wastelands, and through the barricades.



....normally basking in the full moon on scrub land just off the a406 , barking.

or sometimes in the back of a white transit on a bit of wickes multi purpose tarpaulin with the van doors held together by string , affording my victims nearest and dearest the occasional glimpse of the carnage inside.

always thought Essex was the capital of 'the scene'. Good to have this confirmed Glen. PM me the car park deets. I'll be the one in the Frankenstein mask.

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millsy23 wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

for some time i have been known to make my love on wastelands, and through the barricades.





....normally basking in the full moon on scrub land just off the a406 , barking.

or sometimes in the back of a white transit on a bit of wickes multi purpose tarpaulin with the van doors held together by string , affording my victims nearest and dearest the occasional glimpse of the carnage inside.

always thought Essex was the capital of 'the scene'. Good to have this confirmed Glen. PM me the car park deets. I'll be the one in the Frankenstein mask.

will do my friend.

tossing myself off into a shot glass and downing it it one, while tap dancing and crying to the pixes 'where is my mind' has certainly proved to have its limitations in mixed company.

jo's family hate it.

damn there philistine attitude to family dinner parties to hell and back.

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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The missis loves good ol dirty scally.

Now and again, I will dress up as a manc scal, hit the boozer all aff, chinged up with a stellar smile and at approximately 17:35 I walk home.

At this point a car would pull up next to me (in my car) and a window would wind down slowly. The missis, dressed up to the nines - trench coat, stilettoes and smoking. Acting all upper class and all.

She asks for the time, I tell her I’ll give it her if she lets me smash her granny in. She obliges. The sexy banter carries on until I’m in the car with her.

Keep it fresh. Peace

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

i used to paint jo's face like sleeping beauty, rosy cheeks , lipstick  etc, etc ,

and she plays the part well by lying there like a fackin corpse.

i had to whip out my compact mirror from my man bag to see if she was still breathing.

Haha, fuck me

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joeyp wrote:

The missis loves good ol dirty scally.

Now and again, I will dress up as a manc scal, hit the boozer all aff, chinged up with a stellar smile and at approximately 17:35 I walk home.

At this point a car would pull up next to me (in my car) and a window would wind down slowly. The missis, dressed up to the nines - trench coat, stilettoes and smoking. Acting all upper class and all.

She asks for the time, I tell her I’ll give it her if she lets me smash her granny in. She obliges. The sexy banter carries on until I’m in the car with her.

Keep it fresh. Peace

ahh!! the' old role play' technique.

ive been playing the role of an impotent 'captain quick nut' by unloading as soon as i see a flash of autuminal coconut matting  for 30 years.

why wont the gods take me and end this sensless suffering

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:
joeyp wrote:

The missis loves good ol dirty scally.

Now and again, I will dress up as a manc scal, hit the boozer all aff, chinged up with a stellar smile and at approximately 17:35 I walk home.

At this point a car would pull up next to me (in my car) and a window would wind down slowly. The missis, dressed up to the nines - trench coat, stilettoes and smoking. Acting all upper class and all.

She asks for the time, I tell her I’ll give it her if she lets me smash her granny in. She obliges. The sexy banter carries on until I’m in the car with her.

Keep it fresh. Peace

ahh!! the' old role play' technique.

ive been playing the role of an impotent 'captain quick nut' by unloading as soon as i see a flash of autuminal coconut matting  for 30 years.

why wont the gods take me and end this sensless suffering


keeps it going.

variety is the spice of life, just as long as the variety does not come in the form of a Ledly king lookalike.

I've tried to introduce other females but that's well out of the question now the ankle biter is here.

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Joey brats killed any chance i had me thinkss.

I stand no chance of anything that exciting. If I take longer than 5 minutes to cum she starts getting annoyed. After years of this I am now conditioned to go earlier than 5 minutes because I want to avoid that. She likes how it feels but she says she starts getting uncomfortable. I asks if she wants to switch positions, and she says NO..she says doggy style is slutty and her on top makes her boobs jiggle too much. I should just slit her throat i know.

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Oh talking dirty? No that is just for porn. Role Playing? ha "I would feel silly". Other toys? "No rabbit vibe is fine". I might buy her a baseball bat, ask her if she fancies that in there, when she says no club her to death with it, then leave it hanging out of her arse and flee into the night camo'd up.

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Uncle Bazza wrote:

she says doggy style is slutty

Deal breaker, imo.

"the muscular world of the Bedrock Board" - Grant, August 2014.

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I'm sorry to say this Bazza and I don't want to break up your family but it sounds to me like she ain't going to change, you could always say ill go down on you if you'll do the same and try getting her in a 69 but if that doesn't work you may have to resign yourself to the fact that this is what your sex life is