Topic: Curry House Wisdom

just wanted to share....

"smile a little every day
it brightens up your life
and makes it more enjoyable"

just had 2 pints and a chicken madras and feel lifted by the wise words on the crystal blue waterfall picture on the curry house wall


p.s. is there a shop that sells all those shvt pictures?

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You'll feel like sh1t in an hour.
8)

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I prefer the curry houses with big fvck off fishtanks, there mental!
Just want you need as you chow down an onion bhaji, a dirty gret carp staring you out  :shock:

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lol Quality Mr Goodall, you are on form this afternoon !

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my preference is mad, after midnight curry houses full of pished up people.  qulaity banter, atmosphere and guaranteed to have one person make a tit of themselves

not had one of those for ages as no decent curry house by where i live :cry:

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I prefer the curry houses with big fvck off fishtanks, there mental!
Just want you need as you chow down an onion bhaji, a dirty gret carp staring you out  :shock:

is that a curry house or a whore house Pattos??

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A good few years ago about 8 of us got thrown out of my local Tandoori after an all day session. One Member of the group stood up and was impersonating Elvis, someone didn't like it and decided to throw a bowl at him. His response was to set the napkin on fire at threw it back down the table.

The Police were called. We hadn't even ordered popadums.

We are now on first name terms with the owner 'Harry' and his two boys, the quiet one and the one that drives the Ford Sierra.

'Why you boys you always come in and eat all my Bombay Mix'

One bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make

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"the quiet one and the one that drives the Ford Sierra"

g-g-g-g...

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funniest one for me was about 10 years ago... I was in the curry house on Middlesex Street close to the junction with Bishopsgate (pat - what is the name of the curry house on the left? know it?) and a fight broke out. One of the guys ended up getting thrown out the window onto the pavement.

Quality peice of entertainment at 4pm on a dark Christmas evening/afternoon. Memorable  lol

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Dil Chad, I know it well. My mate Brownie threw up on his side plate in there a while back and slyly covered it up with his hankie.

.....then fell asleep face down in his Lamb Bhuna

Haven't been there for a while...

One bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make

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Laughing at your mate

The DIL CHAD many a happy memory from my NatWest days !

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I now get a christmas card every year from harry and his two sons.addressed to MR NEIL&FAMILY.

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Mr.Neil 8)