Topic: I hate mondays

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me & Mr Flibble are well pissed off

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

Re: I hate mondays

"So let me get this straight. You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People? And you tell me you`re quite sane?"

Re: I hate mondays

"Rimmer. To rhyme with Scum"  :laugh

Re: I hate mondays

"As soon as I find the right small group of girls, the seven or eight women who are right for me, my wandering days are OVER buddy! "
- Cat, Parallel Universe

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

Re: I hate mondays

"We're being chased by intergalactic starfighters."
"My god Hol! Where from?"
"Norweb, it seems you owe them 650 thousand billion pounds for your electricity bill."
"How come?"
"Well, when you left home, you left a half eaten frankfurter on your kitchen table.  Over the past 3 million years that frankfurter has grown and now covers half the world. You also left 2p in the bankaccount. At the rate of compound interest you now own half the world's wealth."
"Oh wow, but what's this got to do with Norweb?"
"When you left the house, you left a light on in the bathroom. They're coming for you Dave."
"Oh no! What am I gonna do??"
"April Fools!"
"But Hol it's August."
"I know, but I could hardly wait till April with a corker like that!"