Topic: Joke of the day.
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows
her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on
a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf
a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the
wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She
turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off
make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the
woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says:
(scroll down it's a beauty)
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."