Topic: Bald Ben

Just had a call from BaldOne. He said 'Barry, please can you tell me the fvck where I am, I'm fvcking freezing cold and don't know what I'm doing' !

:laugh

Sheer class !

When in doubt, 'ave a Stella !

Re: Bald Ben

He's phoned me 5 times between 10.30am and just now.

Did he visit the vet last night ???

'Lets have a game of basketball....without a ball and without the baskets....'

Re: Bald Ben

He's just rung back and said 'does anyone know where the aftershow party is, I'm only wearing a t-shirt and I think I fell asleep in the rain. Tell everyone they're all cvnts - cvnts, cvnts, cvnts, cvnts, cvnts'.  :laugh

When in doubt, 'ave a Stella !

Re: Bald Ben

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Re: Bald Ben

Please could someone help Ben out:

If you know where the aftershow party was last night, ie. what pub it was in, then please let me or him know.

When in doubt, 'ave a Stella !

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Re: Bald Ben

laughing at other people's pain is bad

*still almost pissing myself*

where is he?

fsnl
sparky

Re: Bald Ben

He doesn't know where he is, or where he is meant to be ! He said he can see Waitrose though !

I have been pissing myself for the last hour !

When in doubt, 'ave a Stella !

Re: Bald Ben

can he see canary wharf??

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

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Re: Bald Ben

He said he can see Waitrose though !

well that narrows it down to england.

(i have to thank him for brightening up a very tedious friday afternoon)

fsnl
sparky

Re: Bald Ben

I can probably see Canary Wharf, but I doubt he can see me !

When in doubt, 'ave a Stella !