Topic: The female points system

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.

Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:


SIMPLE DUTIES


You make the bed +1

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1

You leave the toilet seat up -5

You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty 0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex

One bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make

Re: The female points system

Charming...
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...but accurate


(preparing for slap)
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Re: The female points system

Not all girls are like that.  Though most of the rules do hold surprisingly true, you quite obviously haven't yet met anyone who fills you with such love, joy and desire to be with her that you don't mind us women's little irrationalities...


Which are sightly over-stated...
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heres how it works if your the only bloke in a house of women you should put it down. If your the only woman in a house full of blokes you should put it up...equality you see. As for decorative pillows... I would sooner sleep on paper pillowcases!
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"women's little irrationalities..."


coming from a woman!! 


"love, joy and desire to be with her"


now your talking!! a FERRARI!!


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For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. However, there is no point to this as women are far too complicated for them to ever grasp.  Forget romance.  One rule always applies: Make her happy.


We know how to make you happy

So, what do you wanna do?

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Quality. Just sent it to my woman and dont think she was impressed, but she agreed its all true.


See you all tonight
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"PMS gives a woman the excuse to act for one week a month, like men do all month."


i quite like that quote...


fsnl

sparky
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"One rule always applies: Make her happy."


Bullsh!t... (and I speak from experience)


Sorry, but if that were true I`d be married by now.
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Give her multiple orgasms +1000
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