Topic: Islamists: Trabb Watch
Islamists: a brief assessment of trabbs reveals they are all massive jokers and nutters.
The one on the left is wearing some brand new whites, which is fair enough, if you have a white trabb you've got to keep it crisp looking. However, he has tied them with massive looping bows, indicating too much time spent in public libraries nerding up on the finer points of Quranic jurisprudence and computer hacking.
Then there's this cunt next to him, the one who killed the soldier. These crepps he's rocking would have looked good on Public Enemy in the 80s, entrenching his obvious commitment to rebellion and fighting against 'the man'. But does he know PE are followers of Farrakhan and therefore considered infidels by most proper Muslims? Trabb fail here.
The third set of trabbs are velcro, indicating an inability to tie shoe laces and probable IQ of under 80. Basically a mong who probably has idiot mittens and still lives with his parents. Not cool.
Then we have what appear to be some Converse, but in WHITE, now this colourway is strictly reserved for emo girls OR trendy dads who are rocking the Converse in the completely wrong way. Everyone knows that for a bloke Converse must be black, scuzzy as fuck indicating a high propensity to go to 'gigs' and preferably have a self-administered rip with a craft knife somewhere. This guy therefore has homosexualist tendencies and a lifetime suppressing them has turned him into a Jihadist nutter.
.... should be perma-banned for awful taste in Diadora trabbs