Topic: I'll get my coat

My friend Milos from Prague may be timid, but he knows how to recruit London policemen. My meek Czech brings all the boys to the Yard.

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Not your finest hour, Ed.

Part of the problem

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group

"You can't come in here without a Thai."

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Dont think Norfolk island is a country.

Part of the problem

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can't believe you read the entire thing, Dermo

Any girl that can't distinguish between her grandmother and a wolf is either as dense as teak or comes from a really ugly family

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i did a full read to see if id missed something when i realised it wasn't funny.

Part of the problem

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that actually made me laugh smile

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James Holden's new coat/jumper combo... lol


http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/podcast/ra367-james-holden.jpg

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Still sporting the just dug up look i see.

Part of the problem

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Is that an ironic jumper?

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Still looks like a tree hugging hippy

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Does look like he probably smells of BO and needs a fucking good bath.

Part of the problem

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Seeing him at Corsica on Saturday, I'll be disappointed if he's not wearing something equally retarded.

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Hey! You leave James alone. His girlfriend knitted that outfit.

Prog God

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https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1000531_10201284305447585_441138657_n.jpg

John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

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great neck wear

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http://www.edm-blog.ch/flyers/james-holden.jpg

Hes come a long way since his days of looking like Frodo the Hobbit

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MattBlack wrote:

http://www.edm-blog.ch/flyers/james-holden.jpg

Hes come a long way since his days of looking like Frodo the Hobbit


gen lol

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Anyone got a shit story regarding the Holden?

Just asking like..

Muzika Dan@Ukiyo Dublin 24-5-14 by Dan (High-Soul Society)
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Im fuckin praying Loopy knows him or met him in a kitchen somewhere.

*deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath*  "One game at a time lads" - Strudders (Mar,Apr,May 2014)

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steelydan wrote:

Anyone got a shit story regarding the Holden?

Just asking like..

He has a lifelong love of salt and one day hopes to visit Northwich's legendary Salt Museum.


Is he wearing a broken hot air balloon basket in that RA picture?

Last edited by stylustrouble (Wednesday Jun 2013 11:13:53)

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...only time I ever spoke to him I called his mobile for some info about clearing a Border Community track, he was getting off a plane in Turkey or somewhere like that, really bad time-lag on the line, I made a really long-winded explanation for why I was calling him, how I got his number etc., the phone went silent for about 30 really long seconds and he said "...who the fuck are you again?". I bottled-it and put the phone down.

Is that shit enough?

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How did you know he was getting off a plane in Turkey if that was all he said?

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...cos I got his number from his missus who told me he was on his way to a gig

M'lud.

soundcloud.com/unbroken1

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Thanks pal, you know I hate half a story.