Re: Bristol sound

amusing

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Re: Bristol sound

This Opian fella is a fucking complete reg of an alias to be fair.

Modus Operandi: Accuse someone of smoking 'pot' over & over again. Cutting edge that.

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Well, well, well....looks like you've all been keeping yourselves busy whilst I've enjoying my trip down the coast today. Don't let me stop you, I'll just sit back and enjoy my crab claws and award winning bottle of Burgundy while you thrash around in the primordial ooze...

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Re: Bristol sound

We're glad you dropped in like smile

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It must surely be the highlight of everyone's day, amply demonstrated by the nuggets who can't resist turning up with the express purpose of trolling me. I'm honoured actually. Some have a worse condition than others - have you noticed Smashdad doesn't really post unless he's butting in to some debate I'm having to automatically take the side of my adversary? He's like a poor man's Ed Balls, only significantly more simple-minded and belligerent.

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Re: Bristol sound

Well in, flaresy, Burgundy, crab claws and Terry Pratchett, you do spoil yourself.

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Re: Bristol sound

flares_and_an_anorak wrote:

... have you noticed Smashdad doesn't really post unless he's butting in to some debate I'm having to automatically take the side of my adversary? He's like a poor man's Ed Balls, only significantly more simple-minded and belligerent.

You have 'debates' on here?

Fuck my left sock...

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Well in, flaresy, Burgundy, crab claws and Terry Pratchett, you do spoil yourself.

I haven't read Pratchett in twenty years numbnuts, I merely commented on the breadth of his imagination; have to pretty fucking badass to pump out 40 volumes in one series alone. But you're right, I do spoil myself - because I'm worth it.

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smashdad wrote:

Fuck my left sock...

I take it you're already balls-deep in your right one.

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Re: Bristol sound

Let's be honest, only someone who grew up in a skip would shite on about eating crab claws as an indicator of some kind of 'good life'.

Was this an al fresco picnic? Did you buy it all from somewhere 'really posh' like Marks & Spencer?

You tedious fuckwit.

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flares_and_an_anorak wrote:
smashdad wrote:

Fuck my left sock...

I take it you're already balls-deep in your right one.

I'm sure you do flares.  I'm sure you do.

Sat there with your crab claws and an award winning bottle of absolute-fucking-shit-cuntery.

Couple more posts like the Burgundy one old son and I'm actually going to do a 180 and start defending you...

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Let's be honest, only someone who grew up in a skip would shite on about eating crab claws as an indicator of some kind of 'good life'

That's an assumption, but it bears no relation to what I actually posted, which was to simply state my enjoyment of the items listed. The crab claws were from my local chinky takeaway and they were fucking delicious, although I'm sure you'll come back with some guff about how I wouldn't know proper Chinese food if it crawled up my arsehole and set up home.
As for having a good life, I wouldn't swap mine for some poor starving bastard in a corrugated iron shack in Africa that's for sure. My feet are firmly planted on the ground my son - the stuck up cunts can have their once-a-year trip to Marcus Wareing to feel like they've made it in front of all their twonk friends...I'll stick to keeping it real.

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Re: Bristol sound

smashdad wrote:

an award winning bottle of absolute-fucking-shit-cuntery

There's no vineyards in France by that name Dad, but there might be around Merseyside. Check Googlemaps.

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flares_and_an_anorak wrote:
smashdad wrote:

an award winning bottle of absolute-fucking-shit-cuntery

There's no vineyards in France by that name Dad, but there might be around Merseyside. Check Googlemaps.

You fucking desperately sad cunt - with your 5000 word 'concise' arguments, and your vineyards named Burgundy.

Best of luck to you old son, best of fucking luck...

By the way - addressing the thread's original slant - yeah, always been a fan of the sounds from Bristol - had a long time reputation as a city that puts out decent dance music - from Smith & Mighty through to Eats Everything et al, it's all good.  smile

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Which other message boards did you frequent before this one flares? Was just having a side bet with myself that you were an insatiable, crab claw eating, deluded, no mark, unemployed, unemployable, cunt on those too.

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lol

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I quite like the name Phil Opian.

Clearly a fan of women's innards

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Re: Bristol sound

Surveyed my clientele with the temptation of crab claws and received a flea in my ear 'we don't want that exotic southern rubbish round these parts'.

Re: Bristol sound

I think he meant crab sticks

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Re: Bristol sound

steelydan wrote:

I think he meant crab sticks

LOL

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Think the lad might have made a foxes pass with Burgundy, even if it was award winning.

Sure, a big, buttery Chardonnay goes with fresh cracked crab, but Pinot Gris and dry Riesling also have a rich mouth-feel and often more vibrant layers of fruit. Pour a Gris if the crab is cold (and has a lemony aioli on the side), and a Riesling if it's warm (with clarified butter).

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Does it get much better than a day out scoffing crab claws and Burgundy? Food of the gods.

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There's nothing worse than when a producer from yesteryear who made a couple of half baked prog records suddenly discovers the internet 15 years later and begins to frequent a message board where he rabbles on about inconsequential bollocks, is condescending to everyone because of some delusional belief that the industry owes him something for past services renderered and repeatedly makes himself look like an old prick on a daily basis. It was better when you fell off the world and had vanished without a trace. Just fuck off with your debates and your burgundy ya cunt.

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Big Fella wrote:

Think the lad might have made a foxes pass with Burgundy, even if it was award winning.

Sure, a big, buttery Chardonnay goes with fresh cracked crab, but Pinot Gris and dry Riesling also have a rich mouth-feel and often more vibrant layers of fruit. Pour a Gris if the crab is cold (and has a lemony aioli on the side), and a Riesling if it's warm (with clarified butter).

http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Best+crab … 0173277530

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Re: Bristol sound

For a moment there I thought we had found the North West's answer to Oliver Peyton.

"You would, you fat greasy chip eating cunt". Creepy March 2014