Topic: What modern invention couldnt you live without?

Laptop & internet. Imagine having that taken away now ?  End my life, yes i'm that shallow.

Dishwasher. I could not survive without one. The thought of washing plates ? Uuugh. My Mrs is no good either, she wont go near the cunts. Infact she wont even put them in it. I know what you are thinking, slap the bitch up. Pointless when she enjoys it.

Part of the problem

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EDM, natch.

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The internet has been so ingrained in to our lives that it'd be almost impossible for any of us to go without it in some form or another. Children being born over the last decade certainly don't know any different. Take the web from them and they'd have no idea what to do with themselves. I like to have internetless days every so often just to take myself away from it but there's always something I need to do.

A lot of people would probably say mobile phone. I can't stand the fucking things. One of life's pleasures is leaving the house without it.

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Shame you're not on an 'internetless' day today and everyday.

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You'd miss me too much.

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I couldn't live without Weetabix.

Actually I'm pretty sure I could but I wouldn't want to.

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Is toast with real butter "modern"?

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Totally, as is Weetabix. Good calls.

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Part of the problem

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My rollerblades.

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George Foreman grill.

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Blueberry flavoured skins and Irn Bru.

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millsy23 wrote:

George Foreman grill.

Got a Homer Simpson toastie for Fathers Day.Makes me laugh evertime.

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George Foreman grill is the worst thing ever.

I'd rather have a cola from a soda stream than anything ever produced on a GFG (as I refer to it)

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My Georgey (as I refer to it) is a beast, the best thing is cheese toasties with the bacon juice from previous usage on the outside of the bread/toast.

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sliced bread

Any girl that can't distinguish between her grandmother and a wolf is either as dense as teak or comes from a really ugly family

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Big Fella wrote:

My Georgey (as I refer to it) is a beast, the best thing is cheese toasties with the bacon juice from previous usage on the outside of the bread/toast.

Can you not just wander downstairs from the one bed and chuck them in the fryer?

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fadass wrote:
Big Fella wrote:

My Georgey (as I refer to it) is a beast, the best thing is cheese toasties with the bacon juice from previous usage on the outside of the bread/toast.

Can you not just wander downstairs from the one bed and chuck them in the fryer?

1. I do not wander anywhere.
2. The Emporium is not a 'one bed' whatever that is.
3. The fryer does not use bacon juice.

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iPhone & probably the foreman for Saturday night match of the day cheese & onion toasties

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Big Fella wrote:

1. I do not wander anywhere.
2. The Emporium is not a 'one bed' whatever that is.
3. The fryer does not use bacon juice.

1: Thought you lived in a grimy flat. Alone.
2: You hardly motor along.
3: You must have some other method of nuking semi edible ingredients.

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That was terrible Tom, even for you.

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Aye - but everyone enjoyed your input.

As ever.

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Likewise.

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I've never known you to be so bitchy.

lmao.

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anything made from kryptonite

Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.

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my realistic sexy full solid silicone sex mannequin

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