Topic: Do you remember..
...after Diggers won the DJ mag awards they held a competition where he would come and play a 2 hour set in your house? They supplied the sound system and loads of red bull, looked at right good rave up.
This got me thinking that John could reward the true fans of his music here on this board with a similar competition. I am sure we could get all the lights, sound system and catering facilities sorted between us. It could be a caption competition or similar.
If the winner doesn't have a big enough front room we could all chip in and rent out the nearest working men's club/village hall. The only downside would be it would be members only + 1.