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Dermo wrote:

30 yrs ago it was funny. Now Australia think they have invented it. Along with Rhyming slang.


Still funnier than anything the Irish come up with.... MBB anyone.

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Dermo wrote:

They both got sacked. Its absolutely fucking shit Aussie radio is as you'd imagine. Talentless cunts prattling on about their totally shit penchant for wank country music and really shit humour in between. JJJ is the closest you'll get and even thats total bollox.
I tend to listen to Kiss Fm Melbourne. (because there's no talking)


Darwin is a total disgrace. Not only is culture up here considered to be what grows in gone off milk, radio consists of endless pop drivel with DJs drawn from a population of 100000, so you can imagine that the best of the that small pool is pretty fucking average. And there's 2 stations. Talentless and boring twats the lot of them.

Loop Music Mix Show

http://www.loop-music.co.uk

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benson wrote:

Talentless and boring twats the lot of them.

That extends right across the nation. You want talentless thickets by the million. Move to Oz.

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Australia, pictured earlier...

http://ira.informatik.uni-freiburg.de/~polian/Taiwan04-Pics/thicket.jpg

草泥马

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Apart from a few small gene pools round the outskirts that basically it.

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Sounds good to me, what is their fish & chip industry like?

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Shit. Really shit. We make our own. We can get mushy peas in a can so sweet as.

Part of the problem

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Impossible to get decent fish and chips here.  Or curry.

On the other hand we do get 300 days of sunshine a year so swings and roundabouts really.

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And massive bugs.

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Curries are a massive mystery to me. Why the fuck cant Indians/Bangladeshi's etc cook the same fooking food here as they do in Blighty? Again my Mrs makes them. She's fully trained in the art and they are minters.

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Dermo wrote:

Ala Yant.

Not sure this would ever happen. Way too much history there.

Back on topic the Samsumg S4 is the nuts. I will never touch another iPhone as long as I live. Ever. I'm free.

Anyone want to buy an iPhone 4 32gb. 1 year old, excellent condition £220 It's the best phone ever. PM me.

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I have an iphone 4s 16gb that has sat on my desk for 6 months - £200

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Dermo wrote:

They both got sacked. Its absolutely fucking shit Aussie radio is as you'd imagine. Talentless cunts prattling on about their totally shit penchant for wank country music and really shit humour in between. JJJ is the closest you'll get and even thats total bollox.
I tend to listen to Kiss Fm Melbourne. (because there's no talking)

We heard about all that over here. Oh did we hear about it. Mainly cos the media destroyed the girl at the hospital who answered the call, who then committed suicide. At which point they all washed their hands over it and blamed it entirely on the DJs.

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I think its safe to say the bird DJ here who did it, career and life is probably over.

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Whereas the bloke DJ actually got some sort of DJ of the year award.  Seriously.

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Big Fella wrote:

Sounds good to me, what is their fish & chip industry like?

My Brother in Law is over from Melbourne and he's been eating fish & chips all week. He reckons there crap over in Oz.

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Big Fella wrote:

Still funnier than anything the Irish come up with.... MBB anyone.

Woeful effort.

If you mention the property crash, we'll all go mental.

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I hate that

Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.

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Enjoyed my stint in Sydney in 2005.

Wasn't a fan of the locals though I have to say.

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How the Aussies are getting fish and chips wrong is beyond me.

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And who said "the Irish" never did anything funny?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/co … 80212.html

( For old GU'ers, Noel Humphries is Spoogie)

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fadass wrote:

And who said "the Irish" never did anything funny?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/co … 80212.html

( For old GU'ers, Noel Humphries is Spoogie)

The Judge probably took one look at her address (Tallaght) and told her to fuck off. If she'd been from a rugby family or lived in a leafy Dublin suburb she would have received EUR 50k.

Justice done!

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Right on Pricer! Fight the system!

Or maybe the judge said this is a spurious claim made solely for the purpose of rinsing a few quid off someone cos you were pissed, acting like a complete geebag with some twat from work and then, through your own stupidity, fell on your big arse.

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3 months off with a fractured arm? lol

Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.

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2006?