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...lol, thanks Matt

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Who needs Wikipedia when we've got Matt?

Tbf to Tiger Tim he did get to number 4 in the world... without winning a single slam. lol. Although it was in the era of shit tennis.

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Presto wrote:

Who needs Wikipedia when we've got Matt?

Tbf to Tiger Tim he did get to number 4 in the world... without winning a single slam. lol. Although it was in the era of shit tennis.

The Sampras era

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MattBlack wrote:
starcreeper wrote:

And how the fuck does Henman the failure get a hill named after him?

It started because years ago when Henman was playing they put up the big screen one year so people could watch who couldn't get tickets for centre court, it was nicknamed Henman hill and its just stuck since

Youre making that up, Matt.

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I will never, ever support a Jock or Scotland in anything. Ever.

"You would, you fat greasy chip eating cunt". Creepy March 2014

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MattBlack wrote:
starcreeper wrote:

And how the fuck does Henman the failure get a hill named after him?

It started because years ago when Henman was playing they put up the big screen one year so people could watch who couldn't get tickets for centre court, it was nicknamed Henman hill and its just stuck since

Lol. Like it.

Matt, how many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?

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^Exactly the kind of reason why I would want Andy Murray to get his ass beat this year.

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Presto wrote:

Who needs Wikipedia when we've got Matt?

Tbf to Tiger Tim he did get to number 4 in the world... without winning a single slam. lol. Although it was in the era of shit tennis.

Sampras, Hewitt, Federer, Safin, Agassi....hardly shit players Si

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Maybe we could call it Murray mound? Oh do fuck off.

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I'd wager money it was that cunt Andrew Castle that came up with that name.

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Go and name something in your own fucking country. Cunts.

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It was Rusedski Ridge for a while.

I'd like to thank Presto and Strudders for their wonderful portrayal of two menopausal women in Union Jack waistcoats and ear rings made out of tennis balls last evening.

Ooooh I say....



Did you see the 6 Ed Smallmans in the crowd with t-shirts that each had a letter to spell MURRAY and the red wigs with a union jack bowler hat? These people were adults. Honest to fuck - you'd be embarrassed to leave the house.

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Chinos, freshly pressed shirt and blazer at the ready for Sunday.

Might even dig the braces out.

Love Wimbles.

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I was there yesterday, quite a good day to be in Centre Court. If Verdascos hadn't have hit so many utter shit second-serves, it might have been a better day for him - he can fucking hit a ball that lad.

There are way too many middle-aged women making ridiculous, almost orgasmic, yelps and moans at the wrong time and often about something that was fairly innocuous. Made it all mildly irritating.

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steelydan wrote:

Sampras, Hewitt, Federer, Safin, Agassi....hardly shit players Si

I didn't say the players were shit. I said the era was shit.

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smallman1 wrote:

Chinos, freshly pressed shirt and blazer at the ready for Sunday.

Might even dig the braces out.

Love Wimbles.

And won't you look a fucking pillock?

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Phil Opian wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Chinos, freshly pressed shirt and blazer at the ready for Sunday.

Might even dig the braces out.

Love Wimbles.

And won't you look a fucking pillock?


You thinking a dickie bow would finish it off nicely Phil?

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Phil Opian wrote:
smallman1 wrote:

Chinos, freshly pressed shirt and blazer at the ready for Sunday.

Might even dig the braces out.

Love Wimbles.

And won't you look a fucking pillock?

Hardly.  That would be quite the perfect ensemble for a spot of Wimblekins.  You do that Ed, old top.

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Presto wrote:
steelydan wrote:

Sampras, Hewitt, Federer, Safin, Agassi....hardly shit players Si

I didn't say the players were shit. I said the era was shit.

Can't really add federer to that list. And hardly a shit era.

Sampras dominating, Agassi comeback, dark horses like Safin and Rios with big surprises, Goran beasting wimbledon, Muster beasting the French Open, Becker even did a number - fighting but eventually becoming a has been... thought it was a great era.

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3 shot rallies. Chip and charge.

Marvellous.

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Federer turned pro in 98

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Tennis really is a sport for cunts.

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Careful, Sabo - you'll have that spanner from a few weeks ago on your case for being negative about something.

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MattBlack wrote:
starcreeper wrote:

And how the fuck does Henman the failure get a hill named after him?

It started because years ago when Henman was playing they put up the big screen one year so people could watch who couldn't get tickets for centre court, it was nicknamed Henman hill and its just stuck since

What happened to Murray Mountain,  Henman as a player was hard to stick but surprisingly he doesnt seem such a boring cunt as a pundit there is alot worse.

Hopefully murray does it ill have my saltire on for the final and blast out flower of scotland to annoy my english neighbours!

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How does fuck off sound dufunk, you 'orrible little cunt?
When there's a Grand slam held in that shit hole north of the border you can consider naming some slag heap after one of your own. Until then fucking zip it.

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