Topic: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

This week alone - Old Trafford for the Ashes, Knebworth for the festival, Wimbledon for the men's final, Old Trafford for the football start of the season.

He attends every EDM show there is in London. He's seen every cool band there is live and every DJ there's ever been. He's been to every club that’s ever been open and been to every country in the world.

He's got every track that’s ever been released and every DJ CD mix ever been done.

He's seen bands that don’t even exist and heard music that’s never been written.

You name it, he's done it.

You’ve done everything there ever is and all without leaving your p.c

Fucking miraculous.

FML.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Poor investigative reporting there. You missed bedrock 15 and Chelsea season ticket.

JFT 39

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

lmao. Classic.

I propose a new custom title for Ed.... 'Zelig'.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Reg Zelig ?

JFT 39

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Not much left to do on his bucket list it seems.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Phil Opian wrote:

This week alone - Old Trafford for the Ashes, Knebworth for the festival, Wimbledon for the men's final, Old Trafford for the football start of the season.

He attends every EDM show there is in London. He's seen every cool band there is live and every DJ there's ever been. He's been to every club that’s ever been open and been to every country in the world.

He's got every track that’s ever been released and every DJ CD mix ever been done.

He's seen bands that don’t even exist and heard music that’s never been written.

You name it, he's done it.

You’ve done everything there ever is and all without leaving your p.c

Fucking miraculous.

FML.

This is the lyrics to LCD Soundsystem's Losing My Edge isn't it?

草泥马

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

I checked a old photo of my birth.

He's even present in those.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

is he in there presto?

http://www7.taosnet.com/cta-nm/lastsup.jpg

JFT 39

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Well he's got to be one of the guys sitting next to Jesus, natch. Think he also has a Chelsea season ticket.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Bryan Adams did the music and Peter Osgood was the after dinner speaker at the last supper.

Ed was on dj duties for the afters. Natch.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Hes probably in the backroom lining up the Wing wang and throwing the kitchen sink at it

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Cor blimey guv'nor! I'm on my way to the rub-a-dub and this caper turn up in their Barclays banks!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d8/Tianasquare.jpg/300px-Tianasquare.jpg

c310 dance music CDs in his collection (Apr 2014)

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Nice to see a few supposed mates kicking a lad when he's down.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Jesus holding up his next tune in that pic.

JFT 39

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

millsy23 wrote:

Cor blimey guv'nor! I'm on my way to the rub-a-dub and this caper turn up in their Barclays banks!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d8/Tianasquare.jpg/300px-Tianasquare.jpg


LOL hahahahahaha

JFT 39

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Big Fella wrote:

Nice to see a few supposed mates kicking a lad when he's down.

Not at all. Ed's a good lad.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Big Fella wrote:

Nice to see a few supposed mates kicking a lad when he's down.


I'm sure you will be slipping him a greasy Saveloy at OT to cheer him up.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Why is Ed down BF?

JFT 39

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Phil Opian wrote:
Big Fella wrote:

Nice to see a few supposed mates kicking a lad when he's down.


I'm sure you will be slipping him a greasy Saveloy at OT to cheer him up.


Am going a different day Phillip

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Dermo wrote:

Why is Ed down BF?


He isn't, just giving the thread some gravitas.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Fair enough haha

JFT 39

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

A few shitehawks all to eager to jump on the bandwagon, yet would be first in the line with a five pound note when the wing-wang is being offered, IE Presto, fadass & millsy23

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

http://suburban-k9.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/small-dog-sydrome-300x300.jpg

yap

c310 dance music CDs in his collection (Apr 2014)

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

A five pound note for wing wang is London afters carry on.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Indeed lol

Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.