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Big Fella wrote:

Can somebody explain to me how Cavendish was nailed on for the gold and didn't even get a medal?

Have read that we didn't get any help from the other teams and they all ganged up against us. Also read that Team GB wouldn't have done anything different.

All sounds a bit arrogant to me.

JHC. Biggs in clueless post of the year shocker. Its a bit like saying why dont England win when they have a player like Rooney?

33 man group cant be pulled back by 4 blokes riding on the front for 100+ miles. Germans should have realised this & helped GB to bring it back, & then let Cav duke it out with Gripel. Instead they let Tony Martin & Bert Grabsch (both strong as fuck riders) pretend to help for a bit & then fold.

Brad should win gold tomorrow.

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Hope Cav does well now that big headed Wiggo is nowhere to be seen.

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Chris Froome is bang on it.

Confirmed.

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The aggregation of marginal gains does not include the use of furries Smalls.

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Highlights on ITV4 every night at 7pm..

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smallman1 wrote:

Highlights on ITV4 every night at 7pm..


Is that available on Freeview, Pube isn't allowed Sky TV?

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smallman1 wrote:

Highlights on ITV4 every night at 7pm..

Nice one.

Cavendish good value at 13/2 for the Green Jersey.

SimonR

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smallman1 wrote:

Highlights on ITV4 every night at 7pm..


Until 7:03pm.

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At least the 3 mins will be more exciting than most GPs.

SimonR

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At least GP is clean and not riddled with drug abusing wankers who dictated a sport for an entire decade and made a complete shambles of it in the process and which is still riddled with it even now.
Probably your finest ever reg denying and standing up for old Lance LOL and believe me there's been a few.

* edit - You fucking gormless cunt.

Last edited by Dermo (Monday Jul 2013 20:32:58)

Part of the problem

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Been getting into the tour de France this year.

Good viewing.

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I watched almost the whole race on Sunday, it was really dull til the last 30 minutes.  The highlights are much more enjoyable

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Grant wrote:

I watched almost the whole race on Sunday, it was really dull til the last 30 minutes.  The highlights are much more enjoyable

The highlights package is great, watching a day of it can get a bit much tbf.

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Dermo wrote:

At least GP is clean and not riddled with drug abusing wankers who dictated a sport for an entire decade and made a complete shambles of it in the process and which is still riddled with it even now.
Probably your finest ever reg denying and standing up for old Lance LOL and believe me there's been a few.

* edit - You fucking gormless cunt.

Your reg is existing you fuckin' whispy cunt.

SimonR

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http://balls.ie/cycling/cavendish-urine/

Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.

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Never had any doubt the frogs were up there with Scousers when it comes to launching bodily waste at humans in cups.

Part of the problem

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Lance was clean! So is Sir Brad!

And Froome (who did the stage a few days ago only a few mins slower than Lance who was juiced up to his gills on monkey hormones at the time), he's clean too.

It's all great.

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Froome looks like an Ethiopian from the 80's. (I believe they have filled out a bit since)

Plus he's fucking South Afrikaan. Cunt.

Part of the problem

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Kenyan, I believe.

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Same, same Bwana.

Part of the problem

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Great thread, lads. Especially the part about monkey gills.

Cheers.

DJ Matt Black. Continuously dumbfounding the masses with his cryptic and incoherent reviews.

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Well I suppose that's one way to get hold of the Yellow Jersey!

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Someone in the crowd threw a load of piss over Cavendish today in the time trial. They should've used shit. Or a massive tub of cunts.

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Sorry, missed Sean and Matt's post...

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I'd rather be French than Scouse tbf.