Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

lol @ the Spike Island one

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Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Sterling work here, potential thread of the year

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

check out The Evening Standard page 11 for evidence that Ed was didn't quite make it to the men's Wimbldon final on Sunday...

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Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Yes. We all get the Evening Standard here, Shaun.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Usually these jokes get tired by page 2 but Damo has put in stellar effort. Top work!

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Presto wrote:

Yes. We all get the Evening Standard here, Shaun.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wo … 02281.html

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Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

shaunstrudwick wrote:
Presto wrote:

Yes. We all get the Evening Standard here, Shaun.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wo … 02281.html

Exactly what are you trying to say? That our man Ed is a rapist?
why would you sully his name in this way?

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Wimbledon types always struck me as the type to cry rape. Almost certainly a false alarm this. Few too many Pimms and she just wasn't sure what she wanted.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Ed was as the Men's final. He was spotted in his boater shmoozing with B-list celebs and shortly after bursting into a rendition of 'My old man's a dustman' to keep the stiff upper lip types highly amused during the interlude.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

I always found Ed to be an all round likable sort of character.

Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

^^^ Confirmed sighting in Ireland

Any girl that can't distinguish between her grandmother and a wolf is either as dense as teak or comes from a really ugly family

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Ed was the first man to step foot on the moon. "One step for Smallman, one giant leap for mankind"

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Maybe even read the thread before posting eh Dutchy.

Part of the problem

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Fuckin' rules

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Lol. Proper Durgal.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Phil Opian wrote:

Ed was as the Men's final. He was spotted in his boater shmoozing with B-list celebs and shortly after bursting into a rendition of 'My old man's a dustman' to keep the stiff upper lip types highly amused during the interlude.

Salmon chinos?

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

What percentage of Fauntleroy's musings are true?

I'm hazarding only about 10%.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Happy to confirm that this weekend I went to Chelsea v Spurs, saw the Grand Budapest Hotel and then went for a stadium tour around Stamford Bridge yesterday.

Got some great photos of me in the dug out.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

At least most of that is believable. Unlike the rest of the shit you spout.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Walking out of the tunnel at Stamford Briedge yesterday was one of the greatest moments of my life.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

smallman1 wrote:

then went for a stadium tour around Stamford Bridge yesterday.

Got some great photos of me in the dug out.

Fucking amateur night. I was once interviewed by Kate Thornton in the Chelsea dug-out for ITV, wearing a flat cap no less. I was also given free tickets to a match which I gave away, because let's face it, Stamford Bridge is a shithouse floor.


Lives the life you wish you did, indeed.

John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Why did KT interview you for ITV?

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Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

There should be a KLANG after Kate Thornton Flaresy.

You know that.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

Phil Opian wrote:

At least most of that is believable. Unlike the rest of the shit you spout.

Its much more entertaining than your own spouting id say.

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

Re: Is there any event Ed Smallman doesn’t attend?

there must be some youtube footage somewhere of Flares making a bell-end of himself on the telly

"I am the fucking club" - Flares 19.03.14