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Kiwi's are proper dozy from my experience. Not thick like Aussies just half baked. Its great coz you know you can always count on them when slagging Aussies off. They really do not like them either.

Some of our greatest office arguments are the Brits, Irish and Nz'ers telling the Aussies its not your fucking country. We invented it and you inherited it. That's it the end. There's no such things as Australians. The only ones there is are drunk and living in a fucking shed where you moved them to.

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Dermo wrote:

Kiwi's are proper dozy from my experience. Not thick like Aussies just half baked. Its great coz you know you can always count on them when slagging Aussies off. They really do not like them either.

Some of our greatest office arguments are the Brits, Irish and Nz'ers telling the Aussies its not your fucking country. We invented it and you inherited it. That's it the end. There's no such things as Australians. The only ones there is are drunk and living in a fucking shed where you moved them to.

LOL, fucking hell!

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As Australian as you can get.

Roger, Wilco.

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Great stat the other day. Only 1 in 4 people in Oz are true blue thickets related to convicts as opposed to 1 in 3 in 1990.
Watered down and slowly disappearing. Sweet.

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great start today - fucking LOLZ!

28-3

3 wickets taken with 11 balls!

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done their homework,,,

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My tickets for day 5 are not looking good.

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Deary fucking me. 1st ball.

JFT 39

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Leave it a lone, Bres ffs!

Good to see the Sherminator getting runs again. Just need the rest of the team to join the party and we might win this series comfortably. Otherwise, its going to be a close run thing.

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If we can shamble our way to 350 we're still bang in this. If that clown Smith (who epitomises the bright-yellow fake Wayfarer, "Thong" and vest wearing thick as shit Aussie cunt) can turn it, Swann will move it sideways provided he can get his length sorted.

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sabotini wrote:

Smith (who epitomises the bright-yellow fake Wayfarer, "Thong" and vest wearing thick as shit Aussie cunt


lol True.

JFT 39

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Well done lads, nice one on taking out those convict cunts in the first round.

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That's the spirit Rhouses.

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Well in Rhouses. India was always my favourite of all the colonies.

They've got the curry, see?

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sabotini wrote:

If we can shamble our way to 350 we're still bang in this. If that clown Smith (who epitomises the bright-yellow fake Wayfarer, "Thong" and vest wearing thick as shit Aussie cunt) can turn it, Swann will move it sideways provided he can get his length sorted.

That's probably better and more accurate than anything ever published on Cricinfo.

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If it goes to Monday, I'll be smashing booze back from the get go.

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innings defeat would be nice.

JFT 39

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That 3rd wicket was a shocking decision. Why have DRS if you ignore the evidence? It's like the dodgy linesman in 66.

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Think they were scared to waste another.

JFT 39

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Never mind, wasted it on another poor decision instead.

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It wasnt a poor decision, it was out. The decision to review was poor.

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Dermo wrote:

innings defeat would be nice.

looking good smile

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no sound. no hot spot. rubbish.

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Clarke is gone

91-6

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smallman1 wrote:

If it goes to Monday, I'll be smashing booze back from the get go.


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