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It's all about keynote.

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fuck off.

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Ed Smallmind's self absorbed powerpoint presentation


1 - How to brag about things you’ve never really done.

Break for Pimms

2.  How to attend events that you weren't even born for.

Break for canapés

3 - How to choose a conveniently successful football club to support.

Break for Tattinger

4 - Modern Cock-er-nee for Mockney Hoohaa Henry's.

5 - How to divert from the fact you're anything but an Oxbridge twit.

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What's your beef with Ed, Phil?

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yap

c300 dance music CDs in his collection (Dec 2013)

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Are you his brief Big Fellow?  Or maybe you are just grooming him?

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sabotini wrote:

A place called Milford. Pretty standard parkland course, decent views over the Surrey Hills though and in great nick. We had to wait until 4pm in the end and got drunk doing so, gave up after about 12 holes as we both had splitting headaches.

Always a more interesting round when bladdered.

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Yant wrote:
sabotini wrote:

A place called Milford. Pretty standard parkland course, decent views over the Surrey Hills though and in great nick. We had to wait until 4pm in the end and got drunk doing so, gave up after about 12 holes as we both had splitting headaches.

Always a more interesting round when bladdered.

It's similar to playing pool for me - up to three pints usually sharpens me up, anything beyond that and things start getting a bit wild.

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Yant wrote:

Always a more interesting round when bladdered.

Surely if golf was invented by the Scots (as they claim), it's a drinking man's game and meant to be played as such...  Especially when you can't putt worth a shit like me and it tests your patience.

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Everyone knows golf was invented by Kim Jong Il

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I think we're all genuinely interested PO - only 87 posts down and the majority feature some form of anti-Smallman rhetoric

Phil Opian wrote:

Are you his brief Big Fellow?  Or maybe you are just grooming him?

Guess who's back .......... 'Odgy's back

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Looks like Phil O might have been turned over by a gang of unruly Oxbridge students at some point imo.

JFT 39

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He appears to have genuinely upset BF with his gentle ribbing of Smalls.

Bravo, Phil.

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Dermo wrote:

Looks like Phil O might have been turned over by a gang of unruly Oxbridge students at some point imo.

Eton Rifles?

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Am livid rather than upset.

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sabotini wrote:

A place called Milford. Pretty standard parkland course, decent views over the Surrey Hills though and in great nick. We had to wait until 4pm in the end and got drunk doing so, gave up after about 12 holes as we both had splitting headaches.

...isn't this what the hipflask was invented for?

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Nice to have BF in the trenches with me.

Cap doffed and much obliged.

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I agree with that newbie Phil, Ed is a cock...Or i misunderstood?

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Nothing wrong with a bit of oxbridge rowdiness.

People who didn't go but wished they had are generally more hooray than those of us that did

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Fine work Zackster.

Even Zackster wouldn't chart this bollix.

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benson wrote:

than those of us that did

KLANG!!!!!

JFT 39

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Spiegel wrote:

I agree with that newbie Phil, Ed is a cock...Or i misunderstood?

I don't know, erm, newbie Spiegel.

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Spiegel wrote:

I agree with that newbie Phil, Ed is a cock...Or i misunderstood?

Nice to have a couple of admirers I must say.

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_k0Vi9rMfJds/TTh4Ma4BZ3I/AAAAAAAAAo8/z9ysPxKwp2A/s400/Tim_Nice_But_Dim.jpg

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Phil Opium has to be Beijing Dave.IMO.