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The bastards never give me sleepers or vallium for my fear of flying.  Next to fat cunts.

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Now hang on there...  Presto is having a pop at an occupation?

Gen lol.

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fadass wrote:

Anyone know what Benson's job is?

He never mentioned.

It's one a lot better than yours.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Can Benson perform a complex outer join without creating a Cartesian product?

I don't FUCKING think SO.

I think i will stick to being a flying doctor cheers.

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Planes and valium are a winning combination.

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when did Ed get the NEW custom title?

Hannu's defo got a soft spot for young Edward wink

check out my hearthis.at page

i'm too old for this shit

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fadass wrote:

Now hang on there...  Presto is having a pop at an occupation?

Gen lol.

Deal with it.

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Put the fatties in rendition class.

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One Harold Shipman, there's only one....

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shaunstrudwick wrote:

when did Ed get the NEW custom title?

Hannu's defo got a soft spot for young Edward wink

Only just noticed my new custom title.

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smallman1 wrote:
shaunstrudwick wrote:

when did Ed get the NEW custom title?

Hannu's defo got a soft spot for young Edward wink

Only just noticed my new custom title.

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You did well to walk out of that train crash in Spain, Ed, fair play. On your way to see the Gypsy Kings' reunion gig in a tapas bar in the small town where Iniesta was born.

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Pretty sure I saw him driving the Pope mobile on the news just. (Ed not Iniesta)

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Dermo wrote:

Pretty sure I saw him driving the Pope mobile on the news just. (Ed not Iniesta)

Couldn't have been him, he's orchestrating the riots in Egypt. But still posting from his blueberry. Kudos.

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News reports are suggesting a dashing young man was seen pulling four children from the coach crash in Italy before disappearing into the sunset.
The clues are there.

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I had one sitting in front of me recently. Made me feel very claustrophobic. And he stank like a dead whale.

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Don't get me started on body hygiene. Australia - The worlds capital for body odour and i'm not talking the locals either.

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If I'm honest, I'm not a big fan of halitosis in confined spaces either.

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I've got a theory, that every mad, silly cunt just travelling by planes, because they are so rude and so dull, they can't really find "partners" 200 miles radius of their home, where they could use cars.

Planes for idiots.

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Yeah Spiegel that's right, I could really engage in a carshare scheme to get me back and forth to Beijing/Shanghai a few times a year couldn't I?

If that's what the fuck you're on about.

You daft cunt.

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You travel to Beijing to get ladyboys for you?

You ugly cunt dave.

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Sorry, I misunderstood your original point.

It must be your pre-school English and Jay Kaufman-esque grasp of logic.

So, the point you're making is that the only reason ANYBODY travels on a plane is to acquire transgender sexual partners in distant climes?

Have I got that right?

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You did not. With that behaviour, you'll only get hephatitis dave. Listen to me, im your well-wisher.

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Bad Mate Green rip-off.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Bad Mate Green rip-off.

you are on drugs darling

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Beijing Dave wrote:

It must be your pre-school English and Jay Kaufman-esque grasp of logic.

Don't bring me into this Dave-o.  I've got nothing to do with them.

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He's not saying you have ffs. He's saying you haven't got a grasp of fucking logic. Now fuck off and take whatever it is you need to be normal.

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