Topic: Honestly appraise your djing skills here

Last time I took to the decks was at an afterparty about 7 years ago, got bundled off the decks for trainwrecking some hideous trance (which I had to pitch down) into some more hideous trance. Not bothered since.

Not my fault, just a crate of shit tunes.

Still, 3/10 for myself.

草泥马

Re: Honestly appraise your djing skills here

Im fucking brilliant

When I play......no dog barks!!!!

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Anyone who posts 7/10 or higher must be 'vouched for' by a minimum of two other board members IMO.

草泥马

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11. cheers.

When I play......no dog barks!!!!

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sorry Im not taking this very seriously am I, apologies

When I play......no dog barks!!!!

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ApLOLogies!

草泥马

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about a 6 me

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I'm good.

A solid 9. I now require some references, obviously.

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I'm a dead set 9. But after 20 years of playing out probably need an absolute no-mark nobody like SimonR to endorse my ability.

JFT 39

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No one has been able to validate you mixing derms ... no doubt you're a clueless spacker lacking intonation and timing.

Why don't you throw up a mix so we can piss ourselves laughing ?

SimonR

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I do a lot of finger pointing, Jesus-posing and fist pumping... Plus I've been encouraged to use a trampoline as a prop.  I have also been doing it for over 25 years.

I'll leave you all to judge based upon that.

Last edited by loopdokter (Wednesday Aug 2013 16:39:03)

Re: Honestly appraise your djing skills here

simonr wrote:

No one has been able to validate you mixing derms ... no doubt you're a clueless spacker lacking intonation and timing.

Why don't you throw up a mix so we can piss ourselves laughing ?

Ill tell you what's laughable, you don't know the first thing about music. If i was getting appraised it would be by peers not cretins like you who's idea of music is collating track lists of a radio show and to follow djs round the globe, fantasising about having your picture taken with them. Harbouring the uncontrollable urge to touch other grown men. You insatiable fucking midget.

JFT 39

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Says the sasha obsessed king coe lol.

You ar a prime whopper of the first order derms .. always will be.

Get back to studying some distorted sasha youtubes so you know which tracks to mix badly.

SimonR

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I have no idea what you are on about. Nothing compares to you swanning round the world holding onto Digweeds apron strings, you fucking weirdo. Get back to Ms with all your other strange avatar collecting sycophantic sad cunts like yourself.

JFT 39

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So you haven't got the balls to throw up a mix for us all to assess in this thread then derms ?

You try to talk the talk, but like the dermatron, it's all pure fantasy. Typical 3rd rate bedroom dj.

SimonR

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HE'S TOUCHING ME!!! HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!! OH MY LORD, I'M SO EXCITED, I'M ACTUALLY STRUGGLING TO CONTAIN MY ERECTION!!! IS THIS NORMAL FOR A MAN MY AGE????

http://i39.tinypic.com/2mosh9v.jpg

Last edited by Dermo (Thursday Aug 2013 00:12:07)

JFT 39

Re: Honestly appraise your djing skills here

Does Traktor count? If so, 4/10 for me. I'm hoping my Kontrol Z1 will bring me up to around 6/10.

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You know derms has truly gone into meltdown when he starts putting pics of me up.

So no mix forthcoming them. Shame.

SimonR

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http://icecreamhasnobones.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/grandpa-munster.jpg

JFT 39

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I can bosh out a decent  peaktime mix.  It's the broody slow stuff I normally struggle with.

c310 dance music CDs in his collection (Apr 2014)

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We'll let the Dermatron 4000 decide that millsy.

JFT 39

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Is that Ed on Digweed's left?

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Big Fella wrote:

Is that Ed on Digweed's left?

Have to say I do like Diggers' t-shirt in that photo.

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Dermo wrote:

We'll let the Dermatron 4000 decide that millsy.

I'll throw one together in my usual fashion and you can critique to your heart's content. I'm not the sort of person who really gives a shit about such things. It's other people's music, mixed together, normally when I'm drunk.

c310 dance music CDs in his collection (Apr 2014)

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Yeh right, tell SimonR that.

JFT 39