Topic: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Get fuck away from Abdul Record Store, donga vedhava.

Welcome Rhouse to Abdul Tape Exchange!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/2/3/1328291775093/Manish-Gajjar-record-shop-007.jpg

What kind of new stuffs we have in here this week?

We have mod bag with British flag! You have a look, take for your friend Fadas next time you in UK? Very cheap.

Bowie poster for Gillactico, or I like to call GAYLATICO HA AH AHHHA! He into the gay's music no? Why you have anything to do with him, you know it is haram! Inshallah you become good boy not the bi.

Step inside, you want something for Christmas? This small coat will fit Pesto, you take for him no? What, Christmas one month ago already??! You know so much of the infidel way. Chutiya!

Coca Cola? I cannot drink because clean pipe with alcohol but okay for you dirty dog!

I have many poster, of the King and Tommy James and Shondells.

Gladys Knight and Pips tape? New in today! 3 rupees to you good friend. Don't like this good shit? Bakwas bandh karo.

You think you too good Abdul latest stock? Think you fucking paapa? Run off and play finger in the hole with your ABCD college friends. Behnchoot.

BedRob voted out. He isn't a racist. But he IS a thicket.

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

The mod bag. lol.

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Fucking hell ha ha

Part of the problem

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you've outdone yourself Dave.  Tears.

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From a sliding glass door, through white curtains fluttering in the breeze, comes Bruno, Guetta's elegant manservant. The two exchange a few words in French, and Bruno re-emerges a few minutes later with salads.

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Up there with Rhouses' lego hair do imo. lol.

We'll go out for an Irish when you bring the mod bag over, mate.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Coca Cola? I cannot drink because clean pipe with alcohol but okay for you dirty dog!

hahahaha.

Even Zackster wouldn't chart this bollix.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Gladys Knight and Pips tape? New in today! 3 rupees to you good friend. Don't like this good shit? Bakwas bandh karo.

lol

Whaaaat a shiiithouse

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

Beijing Dave wrote:

Run off and play finger in the hole with your ABCD college friends. Behnchoot.

Hahahahaha. 5/5 for the vernacular effort.

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Stellar work lol!

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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I am hearing you are in the market for new mixer, Rhouse.

What about this model? Give you good price...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AaJayYijPcg/UJzkoxDyIAI/AAAAAAAAAi0/0W5BR7WyeyM/s1600/ravish+sitar.jpg

What are you saying? It's a pedal?

Oh no no no. Just unplug the sitar and plug your belt drive Numark in. Have two sides, plug two in. Twist the buttons. What fuck you want?

Get out of my shop, mader chod.

BedRob voted out. He isn't a racist. But he IS a thicket.

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Lol. Rhouses will regret mentioning the Numarks.

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what are you on big fella, i have technics 1210s. I'm not a child.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

what are you on big fella, i have technics 1210s. I'm not a child.

Nice to see the effort in not having a mis-placed apostrophe with the 1210s, but otherwise, that sentence is a shambles

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New line here at Abdul Exchange - Abdul Mobility Scooter!

You think you need orange badge? Bahen chod! Just give me 100 rupees or your old Eternal CDs and I will fill in paperwork for you!

So, Rhouse, you a real padma after the weekly buffet. Cannot get home? No problem, check out this model being demonstrated by my mother and father. Together they are as wide as your buttocks.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RhrmlNQXM14/maxresdefault.jpg

What, you only came for the latest club sounds? Ullu ke pathe - how you going to get home? How you can even climb on the roof of bus with your fat state? Here's a deal - you can swap the Eternal CD signed by Mr Smallman for my sister Bollywood trousers and feel the comfort!
http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mnYmmAbF6a-avvikdXZPCKg.jpg

No sniffing the crotch, raand ka jamai! Juice up the scoot and it will get you all the way to Uniqlo.

BedRob voted out. He isn't a racist. But he IS a thicket.

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together they are as wide as your buttocks

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Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.

Re: Welcome Rhouse, Abdul Record Shop!

lol, full points for 'Ullu ke pathe', dave. That's proper old school.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Juice up the scoot and it will get you all the way to Uniqlo.

lol

Smallman & Loopdokter - Stealing your hard earned since 2016.

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Brilliant work Dave!

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lols for Dave (I think I'm allowed to laugh, but will check with Wally just in case)

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From a sliding glass door, through white curtains fluttering in the breeze, comes Bruno, Guetta's elegant manservant. The two exchange a few words in French, and Bruno re-emerges a few minutes later with salads.