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my waste of money for the weekend, sorry about the size I cant be arsed shrinking it

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Last night....over 2.5 goals...
Real, Bayern, PSG, Galatasaray.....and fucking Man U.

Tonight....accumulator....
Frankfurt, Valencia, Fiorentina, Bordeaux......and fucking Swansea.

Finito. That's it for me. Fucking mugs game.

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injury time penalty, ffs

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smashdad wrote:

Tonight Matthew I shall mostly be having both Spurs and Swansea to win at -1.5H - £10 returns £34.

And a couple of other daft ones that I'll obviously only post up if they come in... wink

Honouring my promise...  lost the one above but had this come in at 4.4/1...
Frankfurt
Salzburg
Fiorentina and
Valencia

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How much you losing today, lads?

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I'm going to set fire to my money whilst dancing around an effigy of Jeff Stelling.
Seems like more fun.

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Giroud and Suarez to score 1st today double. Score at 25-1

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53,000 Scousers meet in Anfield for a 'Scousers Are Not Stupid' convention.
Steven Gerrard addresses the crowd.. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Scousers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'
Wayne Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Gerrard asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'
After 15 or 20 seconds Rooney says, ' Forty!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Scousers start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Gerrard says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.'
So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?'
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?'

Gerrard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Rooney starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Scousers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Gerrard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?'
Silence hangs over the stadium.
Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scouse crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream,
'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

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dutchy101 wrote:

Giroud and Suarez to score 1st today double. Score at 25-1

And that's the end of that.

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Yep. He should have had a couple as well.

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And now the cunt scores. Fml

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Suarez scores first for Liverpool just to really kick you in the teeth.

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Lol. So typical. He's got 2 now so my top goalscorer bet is looking good

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Got the enhanced goalscorer bet up in ladbrokes today. Shit bookies but that's the only bet I'd do there.

Giroud, Suarez and Van Persie at 9/1.

Which was nice.

But my next bet went south thanks to Reading contriving to concede a last second penalty to 10 man Millwall. Bastards. They're on the shit list.

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Went LARGE on Arsenal @ 1/3 and was at Selhurst to see them bring it in.

Then retired to the boozer and had Australia in the Rugby League, Serena Williams in play at evens as she threw the second set and a random tenner in play on Man Utd to win with 20 minutes left and 1-2 down.  Cracking afternoon.

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smashdad wrote:

Went LARGE on Arsenal @ 1/3 and was at Selhurst to see them bring it in.

Then retired to the boozer and had Australia in the Rugby League, Serena Williams in play at evens as she threw the second set and a random tenner in play on Man Utd to win with 20 minutes left and 1-2 down.  Cracking afternoon.

Can you start your own Winner thread please?

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Today's footy - gone with;
Celtic
Sunderland v Newcastle - btts
5 fold with Tottenham, Benfica, Porto, PSG and Atletico Madrid
and need Sociadad, Atletico Madrid and Juventus to complete a 6 fold that also included Milan, Napoli and Leverkusen.

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Ive got Newcastle down to score also - shame they arent going to

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I really should post those things more often lol

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I'm such a slag for an acca despite my own advice and the fact I know better. Chelsea, United, Citeh and Liverpool.  Just under 10-1.

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So how many weekends here were ruined by 2.30?

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Presto wrote:

So how many weekends here were ruined by 2.30?

Mine was somewhat spoilt by 10pm last night when Barcelona couldn't win by over 1.5 despite battering them - knackered my otherwise spot on Friday night six-fold that wiped out my (£10) balance but would otherwise have returned around £130...

Barce-fucking-lona.  Cuntalonians.

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Man City, PSG and Bayern all to win off -1.5H : £10 returns £35  (nearly went for the -2H:-2.5H option for these three - comes in around 7.5/1)

And +1.5 total goals in the Juventus, Man City, PSG, Real Sociedad, Shaktar and Viktoria Plzen games : £10 returns £27

*chuckles*

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smashdad wrote:

Man City, PSG and Bayern all to win off -1.5H : £10 returns £35  (nearly went for the -2H:-2.5H option for these three - comes in around 7.5/1)

And +1.5 total goals in the Juventus, Man City, PSG, Real Sociedad, Shaktar and Viktoria Plzen games : £10 returns £27

*chuckles*

you'd be better off going down the bookies and spinning it...

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smashdad wrote:

*chuckles*

Indeed.