Re: The General Footy Thread
You only ever hear the term "fellow professionals" in connection with footballers, don't you.
Look at his "fellow professionals", an absolute shower of amoral reprobates... I'm not sure how taking a tumble in the box compares with biting, racism, shagging your sister in law, gambling your life away, crashing your car cos they only offered you 60k a week, refusing to actually play, scratching someone's face, smashing someone's eye socket, battering your team mate on a jolly up.... I'd say they all really get precious about diving for a penalty.