Topic: Christmas scran
So what's everyone got planned for Christmas nosebag this year?
I'm going fully traditional. Turkey crown, devils on horseback, pigs in blankets with sage, two types of stuffing, slow cooked spiced red cabbage, sprouts and pancetta, cranberry, goose fat roasties, honey parsnips, sweet potato and butternut. All washed down with 5 year old Rioja.
Then - Yule log (hate Xmas pud), brandy butter, stilton and crackers/port. Going to be FUCKING BOSS.
Boxing Day - piles of bubble and squeak, assorted pickles, side of salmon, turkey and ham. Fresh bread - various ales INCLUDING PUNK IPA YOU CUNTS.
Get. The. Fuck. In. There. My. Son
*yellow drinking and eating smiley*
From a sliding glass door, through white curtains fluttering in the breeze, comes Bruno, Guetta's elegant manservant. The two exchange a few words in French, and Bruno re-emerges a few minutes later with salads.