Topic: Michael Schumacher

Keep him in your thoughts, in hospital undergoing brain surgery after a skiing accident earlier today. sad

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Get well soon Michael. I haven't got a clue how you're remotely relevant to anything important happening today, but that's a shit can of beans for breakfast to be sure. I'd even go so far as to say it's snow joke.

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I'll put my money on an extradural bleed. Especially given that he was initially reported as serious but not life threatening.

Hopefully somebody drilled a hole in his head soon afterwards and he will make a full recovery.

I'm off skiing next week. will make sure i pack my helmet!

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benson wrote:

I'll put my money on an extradural bleed.


Said exactly the same myself. All I did was Google it, so 6 years not wasted. Result.

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deathbysmurf wrote:

Keep him in your thoughts

Not being fucking funny dbs, but most of the world does have more important things to think about you fucken preck.

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Phil Opian wrote:
benson wrote:

I'll put my money on an extradural bleed.


Said exactly the same myself. All I did was Google it, so 6 years not wasted. Result.


I should have just read the daily mail to be honest. They appear to have their finger on the pulse and are usually pretty accuaret about medical stuff

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … ident.html

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Like reporting Mandela died in December when it was actually in the summer? Right on the pulse, baby.

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benson wrote:

I'm off skiing next week. will make sure i pack my helmet!

Same here.  Didn't help Schuey though.

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fletcher wrote:
benson wrote:

I'm off skiing next week. will make sure i pack my helmet!

Same here.  Didn't help Schuey though.

He hasn't died... yet. So I'd say it helped somewhat.

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Presto wrote:
fletcher wrote:
benson wrote:

I'm off skiing next week. will make sure i pack my helmet!

Same here.  Didn't help Schuey though.

He hasn't died... yet. So I'd say it helped somewhat.

Good point.

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Finally Hill wins in battle against Schumacher

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Having a helmet didn't help Sonny Bono.

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It didn't help Jamie Lee Curtis either.

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Thoughts and Prayers etc......

His career has being going downhill for a while

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Now you're just taking the piste.

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He's offski etc.

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Blah blah blah crap pun about banging his 'Ed(die the Eagle Edwards) blah blah blah etc.

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MattBlack wrote:

Finally Hill wins in battle against Schumacher

fucking hell

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Good news. His brain has got a bit better.

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Breaking News - Doctors have announced that Michael Schumachers condition has improved!!
They say he is still in serious condition but has definitely turned a corner.

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MattBlack wrote:

Breaking News - Doctors have announced that Michael Schumachers condition has improved!!
They say he is still in serious condition but has definitely turned a corner.

Are you saying the finish line is in sight?  Is he on his way to a roaring recovery?

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Shut up loopy.

LOL @ MattBlack. Two stunners there.

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hahahaha. Fair play to Matt Black, pulled out the big guns in this thread.

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What do Schumacher and Tom Daley have in common?

They've both got skid marks down the side of their helmets

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Sad to report there is no change in Schumachers condition, he's still an arrogant German