Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

Turns out his nickname of die hammer has absolutely nothing to do with his fearsome shooting ability!

Prog God

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

This board is probably the last place I'd announce I enjoy having my bagel iced.

Part of the problem

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

I remember one saturday morning watching the diving on olympic grandstand way back in the 80's.  I must of only been about five or six years old.

The games where being broadcast live from some miserable drab eastern bloc toilet, as they always where back then.  David Coleman was in full stride, complete with garish fluorescent yellow Olivetti overlaid graphics.

Anyway one of the athletes smacked the back of his head open on the diving board whilst attempting a triple salco.   Blood everywhere, proper horror show.  Problem was he was a homosexual with the old HIV. 

Just imagine if this mans blood had splashed into Sharron Davies mouth?  It really doesn't bare thinking about.

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

i might have wanked over someone with AIDS sad

Part of the problem

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

monostereo wrote:

miserable drab eastern bloc toilet


Dermo, isn't that where you used to work?

John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

monostereo wrote:

I remember one saturday morning watching the diving on olympic grandstand way back in the 80's.  I must of only been about five or six years old.

The games where being broadcast live from some miserable drab eastern bloc toilet, as they always where back then.  David Coleman was in full stride, complete with garish fluorescent yellow Olivetti overlaid graphics.

Anyway one of the athletes smacked the back of his head open on the diving board whilst attempting a triple salco.   Blood everywhere, proper horror show.  Problem was he was a homosexual with the old HIV. 

Just imagine if this mans blood had splashed into Sharron Davies mouth?  It really doesn't bare thinking about.

i remember that

he had the bad aids iirc

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

flares_and_an_anorak wrote:
monostereo wrote:

miserable drab eastern bloc toilet


Dermo, isn't that where you used to work?


Well spotted for 10

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Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

according to my mates at the bbc(again), old hitzlebummer deserves 'a round of applause if he were to visit our football grounds.'


MY old boss at lloyds would visit a knocking shop round the back of tottenham court road , whereupon he would be strapped to the 'Captains wheel' administerd a muscle relaxant and spun around by african prostitutes coked out of their head,While he shouted out "YES!! I APPROVE!! " while said pvc clad prostitutes were defecating in the corner of the room.

All this taking place at 3.30 on a monday afternoon...

......I applaud that..

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Thursday Jan 2014 02:23:31)

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Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

I wonder how many young girls stopped thrashing their bean when Tom said he was wearing his underpants back to front?

Like....uh.....wtf?

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

according to my mates at the bbc(again), old hitzlebummer deserves 'a round of applause if he were to visit our football grounds.'


MY old boss at lloyds would visit a knocking shop round the back of tottenham court road , whereupon he would be strapped to the 'Captains wheel' administerd a muscle relaxant and spun around by african prostitutes coked out of their head,While he shouted out "YES!! I APPROVE!! " while said pvc clad prostitutes were defecating in the corner of the room.

All this taking place at 3.30 on a monday afternoon...

......I applaud that..


Your old boss...........really............... come on Edward old bean, live up to your name...........we are al friends here.......

Filed under Reg

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

Phil Opian wrote:

I wonder how many young girls stopped thrashing their bean when Tom said he was wearing his underpants back to front?

Like....uh.....wtf?


On the flipside, ive been constantly "pulling my pud" for nigh on a month now, Splash is TV porn gold

Filed under Reg

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

I would flip him over like an omelette and pretend he was a young lady. Smooth.

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

Lots of Germans recently all ending up in the shit.

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

Phil Opian wrote:

I would flip him over like an omelette and pretend he was a young lady. Smooth.

gen coughing fit  lol

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

Phil Opian wrote:

I would flip him over like an omelette and pretend he was a young lady. Smooth.

Brilliant

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

This thread is woefully unfunny.










If Alanis calls tell her I'm not in.

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

shaunstrudwick wrote:
monostereo wrote:

I remember one saturday morning watching the diving on olympic grandstand way back in the 80's.  I must of only been about five or six years old.

The games where being broadcast live from some miserable drab eastern bloc toilet, as they always where back then.  David Coleman was in full stride, complete with garish fluorescent yellow Olivetti overlaid graphics.

Anyway one of the athletes smacked the back of his head open on the diving board whilst attempting a triple salco.   Blood everywhere, proper horror show.  Problem was he was a homosexual with the old HIV. 

Just imagine if this mans blood had splashed into Sharron Davies mouth?  It really doesn't bare thinking about.

i remember that

he had the bad aids iirc

Greg Louganis.

Louganis is of Samoan and Swedish descent. His teenaged parents placed him for adoption when he was eight months old and he was raised in California by his adoptive parents, a Greek-American couple. He started taking dance, acrobatics and gymnastics classes at 18 months, after witnessing his sister's classes and attempting to join in.

Prog God

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

thanks for the center piece on 'football focus' yesterday with hitzlebummer and line-ee-ker.

very frost/nixon.

and thanks for the piece today on gary richardsons 'sportsweek' this morning.


really makes you think, doesnt it ?



womens ashes anyone?

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Sunday Jan 2014 03:06:09)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

its what made this country great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4aRv16R-E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqntfNgkh70

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWbZzRvI … qntfNgkh70

something vaguely sinister about the last one.

probably end up  with this lot dead or alive as part of the goverments COBRA committe.


and for the tory public school brigade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDz5hvNqTQ

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Sunday Jan 2014 04:36:50)

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Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26084748

THANK FK FOR THAT.

shes in a "good place'" and "feels comfortable in her own skin".

well done luv ,you chew axminster/cunt,,what do you want?? the fkn purple heart??.

a gay woman footballer..whatever next.. a rude frenchman??

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

lol

I reckon ETC has had a stroll up the Bourneville Boulevard......the lady doth protest too much!!

"I am the fucking club" - Flares 19.03.14

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

can i suck your cock chuff??


(and before anyone says ive been sucking BF's since i joined the BEDROCK board ..fack orf!!)

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Monday Feb 2014 07:57:29)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

just like our homosexual friends . i would like to tell you that i am' in a good place...'

in front of my sky sports premier hd tv ,
ready for qpr vs derby, surrounded by pork scratchings,
morretti lager and the mrs as a foot stall.

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence."

Re: Thomas Hitzlebummer.

LOL Always nice to include the Mrs into things you enjoy.

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