bbc headline sport this morning in order.
1. our two bright young things of womens tennis got fist fucked in the first round. long interview with both women. queue 2 mins of 'i was like and 'he was like' and 'i was tottaly like'
'and the crowd was like' and 'my backhand was like'. womens tennis, what a like, fucking bore fest.
mainly played by middle upper class girls whose daddy is something in the city, or a second hand car dealer doing well but seeking respectability from what he sees as his peers.
the type that are married off to some chinless chuckie and joke about 'the colourds' over their dinner parties, then sneak off with their pals, Anoushka and Tamarind to a blues party in stockwell to get spatchcocked by ,like, a 7ft rasta.
2.the womens cricket team won the 'ashes'. queue 2 mins of crying ,shrieking and the use of the word 'like' on many many many occassions.it is known fact that 100% of women cricketers are lesbians on the prowl for fresh split peach.
this can be confirmed by Richard Littlejohn who heard it in the leather bottle off a glaswegianwho knew someones 2nd cousin that was the next neighbour to rachel hay hoe flint.
3.10 seconds on the primer league/hienken cup rughby
4.2 seconds on darts
followed by an interview with a 'druid' protesting at some meeting being held regarding fracking,
who thinks it wise we ignore 13 trillion cubic meters of gas on our northern coastline.instead using 40,000 windmills to power the standby light your dvd player, or her non doctor vibrator /cock ring.
i then evacuated my bowels at 6.23 am. i then got up.
i thank yow.
monday mornings,,i'll shit ;em
Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Monday Jan 2014 10:11:22)
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