Topic: Cheeky BT cunts

Anyone else noticed that they've started adding Caller Display Charge @ £1.75 a month and BT answer 1571 @ £1.75 a month without me even signing up them.

Apparently this just started in January and everyone had the option to "opt" out and those who didn't get charged. The little fuckers would have gotten away with it for longer too if I hadn't happen to bother checking my online bills

"I am the fucking club" - Flares 19.03.14

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Things would all be much simpler and cheaper if we all went back to writing letters. God I miss those halcyon days, Mr Darcy.

John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

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Presumably you don't use BT in the normal way Flaresy and have instead fashioned some sort of line splitter that you've secrety installed at the roadside cabinet a la the 'gas man' episode of Bottom. The best things in life are free after all.

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Millsy , you're a board titan and beyond mere platitudes. Your contribution speaks for itself.

niton (Oct 14)

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Mobiles only for Flares. New sim card every seven days. Swallows the old one so the feds can't get him.

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CB radio. Blatantly. What's your handle?

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Millsy , you're a board titan and beyond mere platitudes. Your contribution speaks for itself.

niton (Oct 14)

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millsy23 wrote:

a la the 'gas man' episode of Bottom

lol

stopping to peak under the neighbour's bedsheets for a glance of snatch

"I am the fucking club" - Flares 19.03.14

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millsy23 wrote:

CB radio. Blatantly. What's your handle?


10-4. This is Eastbourne Buddha. The gas man's coming. What's your 10-20?

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chuffer wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

a la the 'gas man' episode of Bottom

lol

stopping to peak under the neighbour's bedsheets for a glance of snatch

lol

Brian Glover is well scary in that episode.

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How do you keep the flat so warm?

....er....we make love.

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Millsy , you're a board titan and beyond mere platitudes. Your contribution speaks for itself.

niton (Oct 14)

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They probably need the extra cash to pay the pretentious student cunts in their adverts

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British Telecom?

Get with the programme people!

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smallman1 wrote:

British Telecom?

Get with the programme people!


Presumably you use an ivory megaphone gifted by Richard Branson then?

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Who in their right fucking mind wants a landline at home?

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ATT is phasing out the pots lines in the states. Its getting too costly to maintain. High speed and wireless needs are really the main focus now.

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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On a tangential, but related, note - I had a text from O2 on Sunday advising that I would now get 4G data speeds for free.

Activated it today (rebooted the phone) and bingo - 4G data.  For free.

Fucking quick as well.  Properly fucking quick.

Impressive.

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Hopefully when everything is futurised and solely wireless and satellite based, companies like BT and Telstra wont have a strangle hold on everything anymore. Just got to hope they don't diversify too quickly and corner the market before its even had time to evolve. I expect its already too late.

Hands down the two  biggest cunt companies on the planet.

Part of the problem

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millsy23 wrote:

What's your handle?


Bite_Me_Blert1973

John Digweed has two other brothers called Paul and Ringo

Flaresy - Uneasy Listening Vol.1

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smashdad wrote:

Who in their right fucking mind wants a landline at home?

Birds.

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How else do you get Broadband at home, also don't Sky insist you have a landline?

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Big Fella wrote:

Halso don't Sky insist you have a landline?


Yes and thats a load of bollox because we have the same system here and you dont.

Part of the problem

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If you want fast broadband, you need a fibre to the home.

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Millsy , you're a board titan and beyond mere platitudes. Your contribution speaks for itself.

niton (Oct 14)

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When I was Kyoto I was enjoying 20gb fibre and that was 4 years ago

Part of the problem

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millsy23 wrote:

If you want fast broadband, you need a fibre to the home.


We've just had Infinite installed as Virgin cable isn't in the area.

The BT bloke told me that the fibre only goes to the CAB (tech term for cabinet down the road) the superfast broadband still come into your gaff via the copper wire.

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Big Fella wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

If you want fast broadband, you need a fibre to the home.


We've just had Infinite installed as Virgin cable isn't in the area.

The BT bloke told me that the fibre only goes to the CAB (tech term for cabinet down the road) the superfast broadband still come into your gaff via the copper wire.

It does with BT because they are shylocks. With VM it's definitely fibre, unless you're off net and have to go through BT cable in final section.

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Millsy , you're a board titan and beyond mere platitudes. Your contribution speaks for itself.

niton (Oct 14)

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Still getting 65meg download so cannot complain.