Re: Countries you would most like to visit (and why?)

Rhouses isnt going anywhere Flaresy. He will have to sell ten fold the amount of knock-off crocs to get anywhere near there.

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Jesus lads, was just taking the piss about her watching. Still got a green light though, natch.

You do have a point Dermo & Mr Boring, but we've been seeing each other for five years now... already been through all the juvenile nonsense. Said she'd rather it be a hooker than someone we know.

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Ego in Hamburg is a tremendous discotheque.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Jesus lads, was just taking the piss about her watching. Still got a green light though, natch.

You do have a point Dermo & Mr Boring, but we've been seeing each other for five years now... already been through all the juvenile nonsense. Said she'd rather it be a hooker than someone we know.

Sort it out Rhouses. That can't be good for the poor girl's esteem.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Jesus lads, was just taking the piss about her watching. Still got a green light though, natch.

You do have a point Dermo & Mr Boring, but we've been seeing each other for five years now... already been through all the juvenile nonsense. Said she'd rather it be a hooker than someone we know.

Fucking hell LOL Where do you start with this? Rhouses - imagine a train going really quickly down a mountain. Then the brakes fail.....

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Dermo wrote:

Yeh prime example was going to England. Seen it before i'm afraid. Mrs says she's ok with stuff like that basically giving her a free pass to get ploughed by anything that takes her fancy with a guilt free mind.

Will soon become all to unattractive when you're no longer touching the sides rhouses and she rocks up with some whitey with a proper cock on him and not a little brown, weedy Asian twig, poking around in there.

hahaha

"I am the fucking club" - Flares 19.03.14

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You bastards have me thinking now. This was all her idea! haha. Beasts.

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

You bastards have me thinking now. This was all her idea! haha. Beasts.


Did she mention Ultimate Frisbee?

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

This was all her idea! .


That's all the info required really.

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Oh shut it dermo. We just planned a romantic getaway to Bombay this weekend. Don't ruin it.

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Dysentery is romantic now?  Id watch this one Rhouses she's playing you like a pink flute.

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Best seafood in the country more like it, it's not my problem your tummies are pussy about it.

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Here's a quick check list Rhouses to protect you from hurt.

1 - Are her eyes open when you rummage her?
2 - Has she got pictures of dudes you dont know in her gallery pics?
3 - Does she spend hours giggling at her mobile phone and when you ask says its her mum?
4 - has she been on any recent trips away?

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lol. Dermo, you sound like you've got a shit load of experience in heartbreak.

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Yeh i'm the one breaking them though Rhouses.

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Are you a divorce statistic Dermo?

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Dermo wrote:

Here's a quick check list Rhouses to protect you from hurt.

1 - Are her eyes open when you rummage her?
2 - Has she got pictures of dudes you dont know in her gallery pics?
3 - Does she spend hours giggling at her mobile phone and when you ask says its her mum?
4 - has she been on any recent trips away?


5 - has her pink turned into a wizards sleeve?

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Most uncouth all this smut talk!

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Diminished Responsibility wrote:

Are you a divorce statistic Dermo?

I've been with the same one since 93. Only married since 08.

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Nicely done Dermo. I don't mean to be racist, but the missus and I were just discussing how there's a surprising rate of divorce and separations in your country. Always nice to hear stories of marriages that have withstood time.

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Id say thats the world over. Apart from where you darent get a divorce, or get forced into a marriage, or it would bring shame on your family or some shit like that. I.e somewhere weird.

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Yeah Rhouses but youve been engaged to her since you were six, so lots of time to get to know her.

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What is it? 3 out of 4 marriages fail within 3 years. Id say thats about right. We have failed about 7 times.

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Re: Countries you would most like to visit (and why?)

Belize is the worst out of all the Central American countries.

Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, Costa Rica and Panama are all boss though.

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This is a thread about places you would like to visit, Edward. Not places that you've been to and had your hole.

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