Topic: Winter Olympics

Have only watched this coz there's fuck all else on and we are decidedly shite at everything anyway it seems.

Anyway the highlights so far is Australia failing miserably in the snowbard race which they got absolutely fuck all in when they were expecting gold, but also the yanks giving the Russians a serve on most things on their home soil/ice. Particularly funny seeing Putins sour face when they got beaten by them in the Ice Hockey.

Other highlights are the hoof on display in most of the ladies events.

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We as a nation are all on complete Tenterhooks for the curling.  Or at least according according to BBC breakfast this morning anyway. 

I'm paraphrasing slightly here but apparently

"Many office workers will today be taking their iPlayer enabled devices with them to the loo (!?) in order to catch a couple of cheeky curls.   As people all over Great Britain go for gold in their own "unique" way by evacuating their bowls on the company's time."

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haha there's been some pretty fit tarts in that. Are you talking about the women?

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I've not seen any of the curling to be honest chap. 

Although I did enjoy watching mrs minority sport herself Hazel Irvine grimace as she declared "you have to wonder sometimes"  after one of our skaters was disqualified and subsequently cyber bullied on twitter.

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Dermo wrote:

haha there's been some pretty fit tarts in that. Are you talking about the women?

Ridiculously, given the amount of sweeping required, men do it too.  Apparently one of yesterday's "stones" from Team GB could go down in curling history if we win it.

Curling history? For fuck's sake.

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I'm sure we've all had heavy brown stones that have gone down in curling history at one time or other Grant. 

Especially after a large Donna Kebab and 6 cans of Kestrol Super, I find.

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Ive curled a few up in my time.

The Russian women's team had some right dirty bitches in it.

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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte … 4021983809

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i fear for my mental health and blood pressure if i even so much as contribute to this thread. and the mrs has banned me., as she dosent want a knock on the door  and me being 'ghosted'at 3am under an itchy grey blanket  by the intelligent services 
so for that reason, im out

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lol

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Ive only just realised Aussies calls fucking Slalom 'Slaylum'  WTF?? Why?

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Is there a Paralympic Winter Olympics?

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haha yeh Aussies are the favourites.

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Dunno what your complaining about

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/02/07/the … lympics/21

Whats not to like?

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Been enjoying the ice hockey.Russia currently going out to Finland.

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mr rossi wrote:

Been enjoying the ice hockey.Russia currently going out to Finland.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1782033_10152015402674671_345682947_n.jpg

It's not looking good for Russia. I went grocery shopping when the game started. The supermarket looked like Dawn of the Dead, nobody around.

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The Ruskies not taking advantage of the Power plays.

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Homegrove wrote:

The supermarket looked like Dawn of the Dead, nobody around.

Au contraire Hannu, there were plenty of people around in the Dawn of the Dead supermarket.

They just happened to be flesh-eating zombies.

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US and Canadian hockey take the skate.

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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An all round lol at this thread.  Most entertaining.

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Looks like the women managed to curl their way to a glistening bronze.

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Dermo wrote:

Ive only just realised Aussies calls fucking Slalom 'Slaylum'  WTF?? Why?

Probably for the same reason they say "day-boo" or "d'boo" instead of "debut".

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Took the day off today to wtch the women curlers secure bronze.... wont be posting again today, i am so emotional.

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Women curlers look like right boring cunts.

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Foxy Stoat wrote:
Dermo wrote:

Ive only just realised Aussies calls fucking Slalom 'Slaylum'  WTF?? Why?

Probably for the same reason they say "day-boo" or "d'boo" instead of "debut".


Aquotics is another one. Cunts.

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