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pube85 wrote:

Stoke is a given for me. Spent a few years working down there. 'Yow raght yooth? I inner bad duck'

Fucking Leicester has a shite tone as well. What a fucking hole that place is.

In both cases they're hybrids.......with Stoke they can't make their minds up whether they're Brummie or Scouse and for East Mids (Derby/Notts/Leicester) it's a sort of northern accent but with the odd southern word thrown in like "narrr" (for "now")

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Grant wrote:

A posh Edinburgh accent gets right on my fucking tits.

It's pseudo posh English, but it it sounds Scottish, but not.  One of the more confusing accents out there.

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millsy23 wrote:
katakana wrote:
millsy23 wrote:

Yes. I'm actually sat in Derby right now as it happens. I've been called duckie three times this morning. At first it's all quite quaint, but soon turns sinister when it's an 18 stone bricklayer who's saying it and you're both standing at a urinal in Mickleover Tescos.

Aah, Mickleover Tescos...I worked there when i was about 15..Your inlaws must live near my mum. Its Derby, we are probably related!

What year was that mate? I think every cunt worked there. It's like a wanky badge of honour in Mickleover.

1986. You had to type everything into the till back then. I used to put money off vouchers into the till and keep a tenner for a few pints in the masons on the way home..

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loopdokter wrote:
Grant wrote:

A posh Edinburgh accent gets right on my fucking tits.

It's pseudo posh English, but it it sounds Scottish, but not.  One of the more confusing accents out there.


so is canadian+cockney+german

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Grant wrote:

A posh Edinburgh accent gets right on my fucking tits.

Especially when they introduce themselves as Cameron or Drew.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

2. Birmingham, although I tend to find Brummies to be top people so I can forgive the accent


I've always liked you, Dave. Have I mentioned that?

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Grant wrote:

A posh Edinburgh accent...

Oxymoron, surely?

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katakana wrote:

so is canadian+cockney+german

Ja wohl guv, eh?

Admittedly a tad confusing.

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Beijing Dave wrote:

Actually, scrap that...

1) Bristol, Bristol and Bristol.

Scouse is the obvious dislikeable one but this is a lot more subtle and insiduous.

A truly awful,awful accent.

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Brummie
Lancaster
Geordie
boooolton

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but how could I forget Essex!

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Gerrupya wrote:

Lancaster

Can't say I've ever identified a Lancaster accent.......lancashire yes

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As English regional accents have dominated this thread i was defintiely bang on with English as the no 1 worst accent.

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Most people on here are English, what were you expecting?

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For anyone that hasn't noted it already, Damien is a bitter sweaty sock, so entrenched in inferiority he can barely bring himself to come on to an English website and spout his turgid bollox.

Go forth and starve in your devolutioned wasteland of economic naivety, Damien.

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Damien Kingstar wrote:

As English regional accents have dominated this thread i was defintiely bang on with English as the no 1 worst accent.

Whatever fucking nonsense accent comes out with that sort of shit...

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It comes with the territory of being absolutely fucking owned by another country your entire existence.

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Like Canada?

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Damien Kingstar wrote:

As English regional accents have dominated this thread i was defintiely bang on with English as the no 1 worst accent.

To be fair, that's because no cunt here spends any time in Scotland unless they absolutely have to.

Hence, lack of familiarity with Glaswegian.

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No contest, has to be Brummie. Or even worse, a cross between Welsh and Brummie, which is what you find with people from places like Shrewsbury.

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Essex, hands down.

It's what I imagine a particularly aggressive form of cancer sounds like.

Shout outs to Brummie and London accents.

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flares_and_an_anorak wrote:

Like Canada?

No, that would be Australia/New Zealand.  We've got our own flag and ceded quite some time ago.

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Grant wrote:

Most people on here are English, what were you expecting?

Fair point well made.

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Dermo wrote:

For anyone that hasn't noted it already, Damien is a bitter sweaty sock, so entrenched in inferiority he can barely bring himself to come on to an English website and spout his turgid bollox.

Go forth and starve in your devolutioned wasteland of economic naivety, Damien.

Ha, classic english racist banter.

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I prefer to think of myself as extremely bigoted, thank you Damien.

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