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if i say so myself , and i do, it tells a journey that many on here have undertaken.


on the fackin kib!!!!

bedrob/etc

lennon/mcartney

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Friday Jul 2014 04:04:21)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

sorry sab .....as a theme tune  to onthekib.com
can we use human leagues 'life on your own'

aka "life on the kib"  / "kib on your own"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLWk57K_2C4

Winter is approaching;
There's snow upon the ground.
It's good of you to visit me;
I'm glad you came around.
I don't know how you found me;
I didn't let you know.
I only moved to this address
About a week ago.
I guess you think I ran out,
But that's not true.
Other people settle down;
I never do.
I always have to move on;
Just have to go.
I've often wondered why that is.
I'd like to say, but I just don't know.
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own       "life on the kib"   *
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own        "life on the kib     *
Up here, the summer's shorter,
And winter's very cold.
I'm looking forward to the peace
My lonely life will hold.
I'm really glad you came here.
Thank you for the talk.
It's funny how my problem stopped
When we went for a walk.
Standing here together
Means so much.
I won't forget your confidence.
I won't forget your touch.
You know I'll come to see you
Passing through.
We'll always be a world apart.
I'll travel on, but I will be true.
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own.     "life on the kib"  *
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own.     "life on the kib"   *
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own.      "life on the kib"
I guess you always wanted
KIB  on your own.     "life on the kib" *


of course if you prefer  "life on the kib" instead of "kib on your own'

let the people decide!



REWORK@ETC.

Genuine lol for that edit....love this one by the HL Ed

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steelydan wrote:
EDWARDTHECONFESSOR wrote:

sorry sab .....as a theme tune  to onthekib.com
can we use human leagues 'life on your own'

aka "life on the kib"  / "kib on your own"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLWk57K_2C4

Winter is approaching;
There's snow upon the ground.
It's good of you to visit me;
I'm glad you came around.
I don't know how you found me;
I didn't let you know.
I only moved to this address
About a week ago.
I guess you think I ran out,
But that's not true.
Other people settle down;
I never do.
I always have to move on;
Just have to go.
I've often wondered why that is.
I'd like to say, but I just don't know.
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own       "life on the kib"   *
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own        "life on the kib     *
Up here, the summer's shorter,
And winter's very cold.
I'm looking forward to the peace
My lonely life will hold.
I'm really glad you came here.
Thank you for the talk.
It's funny how my problem stopped
When we went for a walk.
Standing here together
Means so much.
I won't forget your confidence.
I won't forget your touch.
You know I'll come to see you
Passing through.
We'll always be a world apart.
I'll travel on, but I will be true.
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own.     "life on the kib"  *
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own.     "life on the kib"   *
I guess you always wanted
KIB on your own.      "life on the kib"
I guess you always wanted
KIB  on your own.     "life on the kib" *


of course if you prefer  "life on the kib" instead of "kib on your own'

let the people decide!



REWORK@ETC.

Genuine lol for that edit....love this one by the HL Ed

got it on 12" dan.!!

tremendous.

glad you like my rework, at least someone appreciated it. humphhhh...

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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Rumour has it that Michael Bolton penned "How Am I Supposed to Kib Without You?" after Gelnn's first stint in rehab.

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dutchy101 wrote:

Rumour has it that Michael Bolton penned "How Am I Supposed to Kib Without You?" after Gelnn's first stint in rehab.


'when a man loves the kibble' by otis reding!!


just inn case you missed it dutch..from yeste3rday, you'll appreciate it re bedrock revamp

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i say lets breathe new life into the old girl and fucking well pimp her out for all shes worth, starting with a bedrock fertility dance around the maypole thus:
im sure in an act of contrition , diggers himself will lead us in pagan song, like the radge in the pink shirt in the video clip...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVT_mf8udsM

in this way , i am sure, the seed of our  benign loins will prove to be fruitful in the bellys of our  barren women, like a sapling in spring. and lo , a new bedrock village of the damned is born.
producing hybrid super beings with large heads and small mouths and eyes, as they will use telekinesis to communicate, or something like that.

no doubt we'll be sent to toil in the harsh lithium mines of europa by our mentally superioir offspring/overlords or be made to joust in an alien  ampitheatre for there amusement,with demonic organic weapons made from their hives and our women enslaved to  languish in  their  joy divisions .

even though they havent got any cocks.

now i think about it, it very well may be that they will have some form of antanna which will make a clicking and whiring sound when aroused.

moreover, their pineal frontal lobe may be devloped to such an extent , that when resonated at 25,000 rpm, they can see entitys in the third dimension, seeing things that no man should see.
sending them quite mad. this should enable us  to form a coup d' etat of some kind , and god willing, return to earth to live in 'sweet harmony'(aka the beloved).

yes, upon reflection i think that would be the wisest course of events.
'lets come together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet har-mo-ney'




the bedrock fertility dance.
on the woods there grew a tree
And a fine fine tree was he
And on that tree there was a limb
And on that limb there was a branch
And on that branch there was a nest
And in that nest there was an egg
And in that egg there was a bird
And from that bird a feather came
And of that feather was
A bed
And on that bed there was a girl
And on that girl there was a man
And from that man there was a seed
And from that seed there was a boy
And from that boy there was a man
And for that man there was a grave
From that grave there grew
A  'bedrock tree '

rework @etc.

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Friday Jul 2014 04:41:08)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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ETC  = Kibbin on a prayer

(He's halfway there)

Filed under Reg

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LOL

more a case of

'in the land of no kib'
by
schoolly D.

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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Hahah. Excellent work Glenn. 

Loving Kibbing on a prayer too Rob

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Move over Bee Gees, there are new Kib brothers in town

Filed under Reg

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We walked in the cold air
Freezing breath on a window pane
Lying and waiting
A man in the dark in a picture frame
So mystic and soulful
A voice reaching out in a piercing cry
It stays with you until

The feeling has gone only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, "The Kibble!!!!!" **



Rework@etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH89u_6G83w

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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Oh the Grand old Duke of Chingford
He had ten thousand grams
He sniffed them up to the top of his nose
And then bought the same again.

And when he was up he was up
And when he was down he was down
And when he was only half way up
The poppers got passed around

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first bthe 'kib' brothers then this....fine rework of the grand old duke.


genuine genuine tears of laughter

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Saturday Jul 2014 01:29:06)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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dutchy101 wrote:

Oh the Grand old Duke of Chingford
He had ten thousand grams
He sniffed them up to the top of his nose
And then bought the same again.

And when he was up he was up
And when he was down he was down
And when he was only half way up
The poppers got passed around


You should use that for your blind audition on the voice, great stuff

Filed under Reg

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is dutchy banned!!! wtf for???

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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He's not banned. Fear not.

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I'm alive and well Glenn.  I think this is the first time that my custom title has successfully confused someone.  Shut the board down. My work here is done.

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dutchy101 wrote:

I'm alive and well Glenn.  I think this is the first time that my custom title has successfully confused someone.  Shut the board down. My work here is done.

cheers lads,

thank fuck for that.
i had to listen to paul  hartnolls mix of david greys 'babylon' to calm down.

it didint work.


youre my favourite dutchy!

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Saturday Jul 2014 04:05:35)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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***Giggles like a schoolgirl and twirls hair around index finger***.

I bet you say that to all the boys.

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dutchy101 wrote:

***Giggles like a schoolgirl and twirls hair around index finger***.

I bet you say that to all the boys.

only the ones with potential mate.

been playing the mega mix all morning!!!, jo threating to leave, again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5qC_iG_CEg

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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Haha. Poor Jo.

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wheres onthekib.com.?

i have many tales of the kib to impart.

dont you know that wherever i lay my kib , thats my home.

VERB

[WITH OBJECT] (usually as adjective kibbled)
Grind or chop (beans, grain, etc.) coarsely:
a high protein legume such as kibbled beans.
.
Soak the kibbled wheat in the boiling water for 4 hours, until the wheat is swollen and soft.

NOUN

[MASS NOUN] North American
Ground meal shaped into pellets, especially for pet food:
'a bowl of kibble'

Into each bowl he measures a few scoops of high-grade kibble, sprinkles on some raisins, and chops half a hard-boiled egg on top.

Mash dry kitten kibble up with some warm water and let her lick it off your fingers.

Origin

late 18th century: of unknown origin.

ETC[Quote/Quote/#]

'to fucking well get on it in a one way expensive trip to hell'
late 2oth century origin east london /essex

Last edited by EDWARDTHECONFESSOR (Monday Jul 2014 00:33:23)

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds, in all places seemingly endless, like your own existence........We are Connected.."

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I'm hijacking this thread back...courtesy of Sabotini I have access to build a Phoenix from the ashes should the inevitible happen!!