Topic: Anybody read Charlie Brooker in the Guardian

...hes good

I just want you to know we're done professionally

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Screenwipe and Newswipe on BBC4 was good

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I'm making the most of a flat battery day, just stumbled across this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4

"Roger Roger........thats a 10-4 on the convoy..............[click]"

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bigedd1 wrote:

I'm making the most of a flat battery day, just stumbled across this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4

That's excellent.

Even Zackster wouldn't chart this bollix.

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What do you call a flat tire then?

Funny video btw.

Wish I was old and a little sentimental.

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prettypol wrote:

after a fella (Nathan Fake has a lot to answer for) saying to me before "charlie brooker is good", i bought his book...dawn of the dumb...now..i think the man needs to get laid. properly. and at least 10 times.  but...I suppose underneath the words there is some hint of he kinda of knows what is going on....

Fuck me, thats one of the worst cases of namedropping Iver ever seen

When I play......no dog barks!!!!

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^^^Was that a joke? Down to earth/name drop pun? Have you nicked Matt Blacks Big Book Of Jokes?

prettypol wrote:

i think the man needs to get laid. properly. and at least 10 times.

This should be on the nhs, it would stop wars.

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prettypol wrote:

are you for real nick? given that fake is one of the most down to earth producers out there i don't think its 'name dropping'...but if thats the way ya see it I must have slept through that part when left field producers/djs became 'famooooooooss' superstarzz who peeps wanted to name drop about... smile

I scrolled down to write "CLANG" but instead I'll muse on what it will be like when you finally "get" something the rest of us take for granted.  I think it'll be pretty overwhelming that first time.  Kind of like:

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab9/NigerMan/Bearscare.gif

".. I felt a very deep level of what progressive architect*engineer really means ...... and the true dimension of how he was always with us .. "  UniversoGus 2010

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furry wrote:

What do you call a flat tire then?

battery?? car wouldnt start... shame smile

"Roger Roger........thats a 10-4 on the convoy..............[click]"

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zebramofo wrote:

...hes good

You can get him on the Guardian app so you never have to buy the Guardian again (both his Monday column and Screenwipe).  He is very, very funny.

Even funnier is his website from years ago www.tvgohome.com - it's where Cunt and Daily Mail Island come from...

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Forgot how good he was…

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre … are_btn_fb

'When there's life to be lived - and God Damnit I've lived it'
Dogmong 2017

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He'd gone off the boil recently I thought, but that's excellent.

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Clubs are such insufferable dungeons of misery, the inmates have to take mood-altering substances to make their ordeal seem halfway tolerable. This leads them to believe they "enjoy" clubbing. They don't. No one does. They just enjoy drugs.

Fabric?

Drugs render location meaningless. Neck enough ketamine and you could have the best night of your life squatting in a shed rolling corks across the floor. And no one's going to search you on the way in. Why bother with clubs?

Fair point.

Obviously, at 36, I was more than a decade older than almost everyone else, and subsequently may as well have been smeared head to toe with pus. People regarded me with a combination of pity and disgust.

Wonder what half of you look like to the rest of them, adding another 10 years on that.

Once you go FLAC. You never go back.

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Carbon dated Henry

'When there's life to be lived - and God Damnit I've lived it'
Dogmong 2017

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I'm definitely getting too old for this shit