Had a flick through Netflix last night to select downloads for my commute into London and came across 'Closer'. Had previously discounted for obvious reasons (it has Jude Law in it) and then remembered Hanners had put it squarely in the 'classic' bracket on this thread. 'Well', thought I 'Hanners has always been absolutely bang on the money and is now my de facto film expert since ol' Barry Norman is sitting on his faux leather chair in the sky'.
It's an abomination. A classic in the same way Sex Lives of the Potato Men is a classic. Crap. 1/10 for Natalie Portman being half naked for much of it (I think I may see why Hanners believes it's a classic, actually)
Next up: Gattica
From a sliding glass door, through white curtains fluttering in the breeze, comes Bruno, Guetta's elegant manservant. The two exchange a few words in French, and Bruno re-emerges a few minutes later with salads.