Topic: Funniest person ever!

DR EVIL: one of my fav dr evil random speeches:

My father would womanize, he would drink, he

         would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.  Sometimes

         he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.  A sort of general malaise that

         only the genius possess and the insane lament.  My childhood was typical.

         Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.  In the spring we'd make meat helmets.  If

         I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.  Pretty

         standard, really.  At the age of twelve I received my first scribe.  At the

         age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my

         testicles.  There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum.  At the age of

         eighteen, I went off to evil medical school....