for someone who is supposed to be revising you spend a shedload of time on this board

get back to work ya lard-arse tax dodger     


I accept all this, but I find revision insufferably boring. You guys cheer me up. Sometimes the friends in my head cheer me up. Sometimes I have to just cheer myself up.

I sometimes think that I chose the wrong profession. Talking sh!t, especially typing it, is a real forte of mine. I can only cvhoose to listen to people talking w@nk at me as a psychiatrist and that would be dull.